JAMIE MORTARA

new jersey, as a concept

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Did something happen on Twitter recently?

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But, can you boof it? 🤔

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New Jersey Ma'am

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mewithoutYoohoo

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When I'm on a date with someone afab and they compliment a girl thing of mine they like (my nails, hair, underwear, whatever) I absolutely CRINGE. I can't take it, I'm not sure why. Maybe I feel like they're patronizing me? Like, look at -- you -- doing girl stuff so good.

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Should I tell dates I moisturize, or do I let them think my skin is just "so soft?"

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Hey baby, can I be your Side Wound?

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You either cast the first stone, or throw the first brick

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I've heard of it, but I'm not entirely convinced sex is real

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Call me Travis Borkwr

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Secret fact is that Apollo 11 brought me back with them after the first moon landing

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Hey who here's a little baby

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Heard a rumor that trans guys who are always too hot love trans girls who are always too cold. Confirm/deny?

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Y'all should call me Martin the way i Score sissys

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I remember the first time I saw a woman gather up all her hair and toss it over a single shoulder. I can't remember if I wanted to be the woman, or the hair.

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Got my first ever pushup bra and gosh does it in fact do The Lord's Work

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Bone first, ask questions later