come on and slam and welcome to the jam(es vega)

a tree trunk hunk

[jamvega-blog]

when was the last time i was on this blog

truly i've been lost to spacetime

also this url wasnt taken can u believe it

[jamvega-blog]

missvasnormxndy started following you

"Hey, Sparks. You lookin' for some, whaddaya call 'em, 'emergency induction ports'?"

[jamvega-blog]

"Hey, not cool, hombre. I sunned myself just this morning."

[majorkaidanasslenko-blog]

"I’m kidding. Though I can’t say that I’ve seen your bronzer. Maybe you should ask EDI to do a scan or… something." 

[jamvega-blog]

"You think I didn't do that before asking around? Have a little faith, Major."

[roleplayaskmemes]

Come into my ask box and say something to my muse you think would scare them

[jamvega-blog]

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[jamvega-blog]

kaidan-asslenko started following you

"Oh, hey, Major. You haven’t seen, uh, a bottle of bronzer around, have you? Cause it’s mine, if you have."

[majorkaidanasslenko-blog]

"Bronzer?" Kaidan raised an eyebrow. "I didn’t know you wore bronzer… But now that you mention it, you are looking sort of pale."

[jamvega-blog]

"Hey, not cool, hombre. I sunned myself just this morning."

[jamvega-blog]

Somebody once told me I sounded a lot like some dead actor named Freddie Prinze Jr. I looked him up. I'm more attractive then him so I guess I win.

[paragon-playthrough]

[andrastesbaps-deactivated201406]

I choked laughing at that last picture.

[superstarspectre]

   ”Tch, if you think being a Spectre can get you better booze, you’re a little mistaken. Maybe to the front of the line at a bar, or a free drink but that’s about it. Nothing in quantity.”

[jamvega-blog]

"Shepard can find just about anything. Like a blood hound. Maybe we could ask her to go look for some booze that doesn't taste like watered-down vinegar."

[jamvega-blog]

Yeah, it’s pretty good. The first couple of times you hear it.

[ofparagonheart]

Well unless you want to find something better, it’s staying.

[jamvega-blog]

I can recommend a song by Zefron. It'll really get everyone's head in the game.

[jamvega-blog]

Every time I’m called for a mission, Shepard plays the theme song from “Space Jam” over the Normandy’s intercom.

[ofparagonheart]

….it’s a good song, Lieutenant.

[jamvega-blog]

Yeah, it's pretty good. The first couple of times you hear it.

[superstarspectre]

  “You know, if you expect me to go drinking with you next time, you better get something besides that cheap swill you had last time.”

[jamvega-blog]

"It's the end of the world - there's not much to choose from if you're like me and don't have the connections of, say, a Spectre."

[jamvega-blog]

kaidan-asslenko started following you

"Oh, hey, Major. You haven't seen, uh, a bottle of bronzer around, have you? Cause it's mine, if you have."

[jamvega-blog]

Every time I'm called for a mission, Shepard plays the theme song from "Space Jam" over the Normandy's intercom.

[jamvega-blog]

I'm Lieutenant James Vega and this is my favorite place to do pull-ups on the Citadel.