Short Melon

[bloodofelves]

ANIMAL WELL (2024) ↳ dev. Billy Basso

[gauntletqueen]

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[anexperimentallife]

Wake up, babe, Occam's kazoo just dropped

[jezunya]

It's not just his motives, it's also some of the nonsensical things he says.

Why did he keep calling the Iran war an excursion? Because he didn't understand the phrase military incursion

Why did he say the AI picture of him as Jesus was supposed to be a doctor? Because he was told to say it was doctored

Seriously, whatever the dumbest explanation is, that's the truth

[anexperimentallife]

And "These people are seeking asylum," became, "They're emptying out their insane asylums and sending crazy people across our border!"

He's even more stupid than Musk, and that's saying a lot.

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[torstherapy]

[tinsnip]

Per @spoonstrek

[parkchanwoohoo]

[coyotette]

[tapacamino]

Absolutely crazy to me that the pro AI people nearly always think creative stuff is a chore that a machine needs to do instead of something that is actually fun.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[targetedknowledge]

[urgetocreate]

Vitaly Makarov (Russian b. 1971), Fresh, 2020, Oil on canvas

[trainwreckrenegade]

[miamaimania]

予想以上 ⌘ When reality outpaces the postcard

[lionfloss]

Craters in Iceland by h0rdur

[juney-blues]

[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is

[isssac]

[ssianthe]

"The differences in environment and sensibilities between the city and the countryside:

L: 'We are looking forward to seeing you 😌. It is about 15 minutes walk from the station to the lodgings, so we will prepare a car❗❗'

R: 'If it's just 15 minutes I can walk that easily!'

L: 'Bears will appear'

R: 'Bears will?'

L: 'Big, bears will'

R: 'I would love to humbly accept your gracious offer of the car'

[charl0ttan]

holy shit death finally worked up the nerve to tell chuck norris that hes dead

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh thank god i can't stand that smug ugly fuck

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh. he actually died. i thought this was just a 20-year dry-aged chuck norris joke. lol. rest in piss you weird asshole

[onyxnoon]