Did Jet just... die?

Hello. Jane here, but I guess you probably already know me, sort of... Uh so, the thing is, I have a lot of firebending experience, and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well, I guess you've seen me. You know, when I was attacking you? Uh, yeah,...

[be-bot]

[tgi-spideys]

Caught in a ham

[the-knight-of-wren]

This was spectacular

[sullivantwissarcana]

John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.

[mearcstapa-archive]

i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

[beeapocalypse]

[mearcstapa-archive]

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

[nyquilnap]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[imposterogers]

me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!

cat: *fucking books it*

me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind  

[sailormooncollectibles]

NEW Isetan 2019 Collaboration: Maison de SAILOR MOON ~ Bienvenue à la chambre de la lune! more info: https://www.sailormooncollectibles.com/2019/01/31/isetan-2019-collaboration-maison-de-sailor-moon-bienvenue-a-la-chambre-de-la-lune/

[april]

our brains are… the ultimate computer. 5 billion or so cores. but unfortunately most of them are permanently dedicated to subroutines like “thinking about slurp”

[desync]

underrated post

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[watchouttheresfire]

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

[asexualsuccubus]

Not to mention climate change starts at the poles so for Midwest zone to be hit is pretty bad.

[nijiimura]

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it

[memewhore]

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[fennecfucks]

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

[catherynbrained]

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.

[mashedpotatosalad]

if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video