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“a Sith, two vampires, a demon monster hunter, a god, the antichrist, a half possessed red-neck, some gang boy and-” the new guy looked at Eddie, “what the hell are you supposed to be?”

Eddie chuckled before his entire body morphed, “i, am venom.”

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Didn’t know Michael Langdon was into baking…

witchywcmans

just so we’re clear pt. 3

katiekitty261

I can imagine the shock for the casual AHS fans who really don’t follow cody to see him go from this:

To this:

But to us, it’s like, not even shocking.

alwayshungrytoo

IM LAUGHING

ansonmount

Guide to Troubled Michael Langdon.

avesatanormalpeoplescareme-deac

Y’all I can’t fucking breathe.

swagneato

my least favorite vowel is o

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mine is u

swagneato

hetteh-spegetteh

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

justpennywise

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

stylingryan

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

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charlesoberonn

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

petepepsi

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

sinnamonghoul

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

horrorofthebeast

This is fucked up

hollowboobtheory

fuck lemonade this summer we’re all about liquid asphalt

keylimepxssy

y’all i had one last week and shat bright teal for 3 days so use caution

jupiterinthe7th

valtsv

look i don't know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they're not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me