Ok, so I haven't posted in a while because good old life has gotten in the way of late but yesterday I received something that made me giggle on my instagram... It was a direct message from a self proclaimed 'inexperienced lesbian' asking me what do myself and my friends have in our sex toy drawer. Well I have speak for everyone here but I don't have a drawer, I have a box okay 2 if you want the truth! Here goes nothing, I'm going to tell you what I have, which I like/don't like and the reasons why.
Lelo Wand - Might look scary but it is AM-AZ-ING! Super intense, feels like velvet, 8 vibration modes and more speed power than one woman could ever need. It's not the cheapest out there at £130 but what else would you expect for the designer version of a cheap porn hitatchi?
Icicles glass bead dildo - this turns normal sex into a squirt fest for me, not saying it works on everyone and unless you have a wide-set-vagina your not going to get in very deep with this one but I demand if you see this you MUST buy it. It can be used hot or cold, it's easy to clean and it's relatively cheap at £26.
Mini City Vibe - It's 4 inches of ridged silky smoothness, powerful for it's size but still just 'okay'. Good for a first toy or someone who is just staring to experiment with sex toys as it's not evasive, quiet and easy to hide. You can pick these up from about £10!
Drive Me Crazy Glass Wand - I used to think this was awesome until I got my other glass dildo! It's smooth, good for G spot stimulation and you can get deeper with this toy if you'd like to. One thing I would say though is don't go too mental on another lady with it because it's so straight it can hurt if it isnt at the right angle.
Crystal Jellies by Doc Johnson - Supposedly a master of sex toys, the only thing that comes to mind when I think of this toy is 'OUCH'! It hurt's me and even though it's bright pink it's too realistic i.e too veiny, too big etc if you can take it though it might be just the thing for you as a few people have told me they love it, ridges and all... The plus side to this toy is that it can be used in a strap on harness too.
Lady Finger Vibrator - Cheap & cheerful, don't expect it to last you a lifetime. That being said for £1.95 you can't winge at that price but it might just make you moan! (I had to get something cringey in here). It's powerful for it's small size, smooth plastic but it is loud so that may something to be mindful of.
RO-80MM Black Bullet - I'm not a lover of this at all, I find it boring and a little bit too small to hold... Just me? My partner loves it though and I know many women that like it.
The Venus Butterfly Pussy Pump - Ok, so I like this. There's something really teasing about whilst just flinging someone's legs open, hard to imagine I know! Obviously the pump makes the pussy swell which might freak some people out but it isnt permanent and it make everything feel just that little but better. Plus it has about 80 little prongs that vibrate at the flick of a switch.
Crystal Caribbean - I really like this toy, it's so powerful and quiet. It's says it's waterproof on the box but I wouldn't trust it! it isn't majorly big it's quite a nice size that being said I still wouldn't recommend it for toy virgins unless you have birthing hips :-)
Waterproof Rabbit - I can't speak for everyone here but everytime I use this it feels like I'm going to split my vagina in half and not in a good way. It's smooth but rubbery to touch, powerful vibration and it's relatively quiet! I just don't understand the hype that surrounds rabbits, I think there over soled and over priced.
Double Ended Crystal Jelly Mini Dong - I can't find a picture of this infact I think it was a present from someone way back when. I've never used it which mean's that's just shot to the top of my priority list!
Ann Summer Pink Candy Cane Glass Vibrator - I bought this toy because I love the way it looks, hot pink, shiny and smooth but unfortunately it's back in the box because it refuses to fit inside my Mary Poppins. I do imagine it feels absolutely amazing but then again that might just be because I cant have it.
Plassir Noir Anal Beads - Personally I just don't see the point. Without being too graphic but if I'm in the mood for anal I'd rather feel like I'm being fucked rather than just doing half the job, know what I'm sayin? £7.50.
Bondage Tape - What's not to love about bondage tape? Gag, blindfold and tied all on one neat little roll, positions and possibilities are almost endless. There's nothing wrong with a little light bondage especially when you ca pick it up for less than a £5.
PVC Blindfold - I like PVC and I like blindfolding people but I don't rate them only because it's slippy and my victims escape from their forced blindness.
Spanking Paddle - I prefer marking with my hands but I enjoy making pretty patterns so can sometimes come in handy... £18 from lovehoney.com
Shunga Candle - Paraffin wax is beautiful, possibly not for beginners but amazing none the less, these candles can be burned as incense, massage oil or dripped hot onto the body. They come in gorgeous different scents and are well worth there money at £11.99. Paraffin wax doesn't burn the skin which means that you should never EVER use normal wax incase it scars.
Metal Hand Cuffs - Enough said. Pay for a good pair so they cant escape.
Buzz Fresh Toy Cleaner - I also have the wipes for quick clean up and a deep cleanser as it's super important to keep things clean!
Stay Wet Lube - For the unfortunate times where you may need a little bit of extra help.
Hope you enjoyed this article guys! If ya'll have any questions just let me know ;-)
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