Smooth Shark

Ash, Rain, or whatever alcohol sounds pretty. Everything I say is satire unless if it isn't 4128 years old

[arttla]

girl at the beach with mysterious bruises

[uwathebestgirl]

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 42 minutes

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[valarysstuff]

Dysphoria is strong today ☹️

Reblog to kill the dysphoria in prevs head and heart.

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[sonofshu]

What am I doing for the fourth of july? Who do you think I am? I'm burning french toast sticks

[segamascott]

awesome

[whosurisold]

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

[segamascott]

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[sometransgal]

My car is experiencing mitosis

[sailatina3]

How often do you shave girls?

every day

every few days

weekly

biweekly.

monthly

other

Remaining time: 10 hours 27 minutes

[sonofshu]

I never want to know how the throat works. Like we breathe and eat through the same meat tube and somehow don't die? Sounds fake.

[sonofshu]

i don't remember making this post

[sonofshu]

nevermind I remembered.

[kushblazer666]

[ryou-yamada]

[ryou-yamada]

[ryou-yamada]

[sonofshu]

[sonofshu]

I've been sitting on this post for ages and it doesn't get any respect.

[thankstothe]

big if true

[sailatina3]

Female shadow the hedgehog is the girl i want to be.

[sailatina3]

SHES EVERYTHING I WANNA BE

[iyashikei]

[sonofshu]

[the-final-knight]

Fuck I think Selma is in my brain

[the-final-knight]

It is not good to have a Selma in your brain