Of the sun, sea, sail, scuba and sand
Decent dive and snorkel site
The Apollo used to be a racing ship, now it takes groups of 26 out to sea for 3D/2N trips over the Whitsunday Islands. It is painted a garish yellow and blue, which flakes off and sticks to your skin. On first sight, one has to wonder how 26 people plus 3 crew members are meant to fit in there. Are we meant to sleep on the decks? Below decks, there are 2 toilets/barely functioning showers, a kitchen, a semi-hangout area, and bunk beds. The answer to how you fit nearly 30 people into a sailboat: very, very tightly.
The group I'm in veers towards the backpackers crowd, more than half of them are British whereas the rest are from Germany/Austria/Denmark/France/Ireland and an odd Canadian and American. The skipper and cook/caretaker are both Aussies and the dive 'instructor'/full-time creep is a Kiwi. When I first looked into this ship, I struggled to find any information about it online, and thus, I had no idea what to expect. Turns out whatever happens on the Apollo is meant to stay on the Apollo. On the basis of freedom of information and freedom of speech, I am writing of my experiences onboard.
My first advice, if you do decide to come onboard, bring as little as you possibly can. The shower is non-existent, any sense of personal hygiene will have to be thrown out to sea for the duration of the trip. The second advice, bring baby wipes and sanitary wipes to feel more human and less dirty hot mess. The final advice, alcohol. I didn't bring any because I did not think that alcohol, the sea and a somewhat incompetent swimmer (me) mix very well. However, after hours activity consists almost entirely of drinking games and the next morning consists of people complaining about how shit they felt. The absence of alcohol as a social lubricant means the people who did not bring their own onboard just can not partake in the 'festivities'. It also makes me sad that for most backpackers, almost every activity involves getting 'smashed', what is the point of traveling if you're going to be half out of your mind half the time?
It is certainly not a bad trip- the sun, sea, sail, scuba and sand parts were pretty decent. But I knew I was not on the right ship when one of the crew said something about hoping we'd all get fucked, literally and metaphorically. There were parts of it that I enjoyed- waking up early to watch the sunrise and the peace and quiet before the ship wakes, scuba diving even though conditions and the dive instructor were less than ideal, sailing at high speed with the boat tilted at almost a 45deg angle, rain splattering down and the wind whipping at my face, I loved it all. On the whole, I liked the non-human part of the experience, I can even cope with the lack of amenities once I've adjusted my expectations. I feel like it's worth stating that the individuals in the group are all decent humans, friendly and always up for a chat or help with gearing up and slapping on sunscreen. I just would rather it be a different group and crew, I would rather the focus be more on the sailing and the scuba diving than... what it was. One of the take home message that I got from this: it is very, very apparent when one does not take their job very seriously. There is a difference between someone who's really enthusiastic about what they do and someone who's only doing it because they have nothing better to do or just needed the money. It has shown me how I do not want to present myself, as a person with a position of responsibility, to my students at university. And that alone perhaps makes this sailing trip worth it.
Spectacular sunset at sea
Perhaps you get what you paid for but I feel like the lack of information online about most of these cruises makes it very difficult to choose. You don't want to be on a luxury cruise with old coots and honeymooners but you don't want to be at the other end of the spectrum with a bunch of party kids as well... There has to be a review system for most of these so that people know what they're getting into.
Once back on land, I checked in to Backpackers by the Bay, a very nice backpackers/hostel, got a much needed shower and headed out for my first proper meal since I'd arrived at Airlie Beach 5 days ago. Fish D'vine, a restaurant specializing in fish and rum served up a perfectly cooked grilled Barramundi with sweet potato chips and also my first, and last, drink of the trip- a spectacular snifter of a Rum Blazer.
Rum Blazer!
When I got back to the hostel, I met my roommate for the night, Katrina. Katrina is an interesting one, a Californian here on a 3 month unpaid diving internship. She was up in Cairns doing horse riding tours before this for 3 months (paid) and prior to that 6 months traveling through South America and prior to that 2.5 years with the Peace Corps teaching Biology in Portuguese in Africa. Katrina has a Masters in Ecology, specializing in small mammals and has plans on doing a PhD in Marine Ecology, can speak 4 languages pretty well and thinks drinking to stupor every night while traveling is stupid. Damnit, why can't there be more people like her on the sailing trip?













