“did you get enough sleep?”
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@janethejedi525
“did you get enough sleep?”
His mom should really be so proud.
So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.
These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.
Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them
Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.
Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.
Passed a clinic today whose slogan said “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?
doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH
The adventures of CJ
Reblogging this again for an update
a wholesome post
PLOT FUCKING TWIST
a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.
“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies
this picture is older than the universe
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day you were born and only stops when you sit down to do some writing and drawing.
me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome
unrealistic. Blocked and reported
me: *struggles to begins task* me: please… i need… dopam- brain: NO me: please, I have a large feelings they are starving brain: FINE how about some adrenaline?!?! me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement.Â
Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.
anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me
he kind of just felt like one of those people who couldn’t die
like he had already figured out the physics of death and was like “no”
HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DONT TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE, HE DOESNT CARE.
Mercury in ninth house
always curious
may be too quick to offer advice
have a hunger for knowledgeÂ
may not follow their own advice
enjoy studying and learningÂ
want to expand their minds
interested in learning about different cultures and lands
blunt to a fault
enjoy exchanging ideas with others
may get in trouble of what they say as they don’t typically have a censorÂ
enthusiastic communicatorÂ
always on the hunt for new informationÂ
may not pay attention to detailsÂ
adaptiveÂ
skilled at finding a quick solution to problemsÂ
always searching for answersÂ
want to experience everything the world has to offerÂ
like to share their thoughts opinions
like to debate
like to learn something that can be used to inspire othersÂ
We Know Your Obsessions
Pluto in the First House: You tend to experience obsession over yourself and your own interests. You tend to try to dominate and control people. You’re a powerful person.
Pluto in the Second House: You tend to obsess over money and material things. I feel like this is a total placement for a hoarder. I also feel like money might be a battlefield for you.
Pluto in the Third House: You tend to be obsessed with communication. I feel like you might be a gossip or just someone who never stops talking. However, your mind is quite profound and you’re very perceptive. You’re also very private. p.s. this is my placement (:Â
Pluto in the Fourth House: You tend to obsess over home and family. I bet one of your parents was… let’s just say a force to be reckoned with. Your home and family change you a lot.
Pluto in the Fifth House: You tend to obsess over romance and casual sex. I’m not calling you promiscuous! This placement warms my heart, people with this seem like hopeless romantics. You might have a tendency to try to manipulate your lovers, but it always fails.
Pluto in the Sixth House: You experience obsession over your work and your health. This is a total hypochondria placement. You’re very focused and driven, but just make sure you don’t work yourself to death.
Pluto in the Seventh House: You’re obsessed with other people and relationships. Seriously, relationships and obsession go hand in hand with you. Marriage is also very… intense for you. You attract partners who are commanding and change you a lot. Not losing yourself in other people is a challenge.
Pluto in the Eighth House: You obsess over serious sex, other people’s money, death, and basically anything occult. Your perception is pretty insane.
Pluto in the Ninth House: You obsess over travel, religion, and philosophies. Ever the adventurer, travel really transforms you, as long as it’s on your terms.
Pluto in the Tenth House: You obsess over your career and public recognition. I feel like you deeply resent one of your parents. Overall, this is a pretty successful placement.
Pluto in the Eleventh House: You obsess over friendship. Friendship has always been an intense area of life, especially as a child. Your friends change and shape you a lot.
Pluto in the Twelfth House: Your obsession is found in your psyche. You’re a very private person, you might even have a secret life. You can be very fearful of expressing your power. You transform by delving into your unconscious.
This is a repost of pandiraffe-astrology who is now a deactivated account. I thought this post was very informative so I wanted to be able to reblog it.Â
this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried
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