Narry ❤️

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[bolaneno]

Something WONDERFULLY amazing will happen to you in May 2019 ✨✨✨… a great and happy occurrence.

[1dietcokeinacan]

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[ass-warship]

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[pleasegivememyaccountback-deact]

reblogging for that gif

[ruinedchildhood]

[pbbbbtht-deactivated20140128]

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[dreamsandpuzzles]

But that’s my favorite part

[ayyyoooveeee]

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[jennajonesy]

If you haven’t seen this video already, it’s something worth watching. While it’s quite disturbing to watch, it really shows the damage we are doing to our oceans and marine wildlife. I know a few companies are making the switch to biodegradable straws but it’s still not enough. Something needs to change and we need to make it happen! 

[kateykat]

This is disgusting. I’m ashamed to live in a world where we rely on so much plastic. It’s time to email our politicians and demand change. It’s 2019 folks…wake the F up. THIS IS A PROBLEM.

[wesavetheoceans]

So happy to see people are passionate about making a change towards getting rid of plastics! Marine animals rely on us to smarten up and make the change. If any of your are interested in helping our cute sea creatures, there’s a great place called www.savetheturtles.ca. They sell reusable straws and donate 5% of their profits to Sea Turtle Conservancy. Something worth checking out to make a small change. 

[takethattrump]

I actually own one of those straws from Save The Turtles! I literally take it with my everywhere I go. Pretty sure I’ve made 10 other people get one just by using it at restaurants. Check them out everyone —–> SAVE THE TURTLES

[hella90s]

GUYS! WE CAN SAVE THE TURTLES NOW. SPREAD THE WORD AND GET YOUR STRAWS HERE!

P.S. to all my friends: You’ll each be getting one from me.

[fairyfawm]

teddy bear emoji review

because im lov teddies

apple: i love him!!! he has adorable paws and kind eyes!! i like the shading!! 12/10 i trust him

google: that is one floofy guy!!!!!! paws are good!!! the smile seems a lil off?? is he only pretending to be happy?? 8/10 i hope he’s okay

microsoft: is this a teddy?? i think he looks like a real bear?? his eyes are a little unsettling and im really not a fan of the outline. he looks like he’s meditaing? 4/10 i support his journey to enlightenment

samsung: he looks so soft!!!!!! a nice bear!!!!!!! a friend!!!!!!!! 9/10 hes doing the uwu face

whatsapp: a little guy!! i lov his paws!!!!! and he has a nice green ribbion! 8/10 i wanna boop his nose

twitter: he’s quite basic, but still a very lovely little friend 7/10 a classic lad

facebook: gosh!!!!!!!!!! what a handsome boy!!!!!!!! good shading, adorable face, cutiepie paws, and a snazzy ribbon!!! 11/10 he’s my dream christmas present

emojione: holy h e c k!!!!!!!! he’s so soft!!!!!! an adorable teddy!!!!!!!! i want to give him so much love????? 10/10 a huggable friend

emojipedia: um???????? he is deflating?????? looks like a build a bear before its been stuffed. or a popped bear ballon. 2/10 please send help

overall the teddy bear emoji is overwhelmingly adorable emoji that deserves all the love

[crimeshetyped]

Whose trynna claim this blessing with me?! 😝🙌🏾✨

[dejesustymestwo]

Bitch YES

[angreav]

From your lips to God’s ears!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

[blacksubzero90]

[blackmalehair]

AAAAANNND

I WILL NOT GO GET ADDITIONAL BILLS FOR MY OVERFLOW

[letmeprosper]

Yes please!

[madamslayyy]

YES

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[suffering--sappho]

go back home from the grocery store

[theslaybymic]

If hair braiding isn’t taught in many beauty schools, why does the government force black women to go (and pay thousands) to get a cosmetology license? What’s worse is not doing so could result in a $10,000 fine and a year in prison. Since the 1990s, the Institute for Justice has been fighting for hair braiders — and a new legal showdown in Iowa could be their biggest yet.

Follow @stylemic​

[micdotcom]

“Of Iowa’s 27 cosmetology schools, not one school offers specific coursework on natural hair care for black women or braiding in particular.”

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water

[gen-zedder]

[niallurby]

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[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

don’t know why everyone is always worrying about the economy when I just found a perfectly good hair tie on the ground