God’s Cutest Mistake

[janpuluku]

Evil Mind Reader Bond Villain: I’m going to enter your mind, and the only way to stop me is to stop thinking.

René Descartes: Noooooo!!!!

[segamascott]

[janpuluku]

This is a level of shitposting I strive to achieve.

[muppetshow2026]

ok ill bite. whats hockey

[madlori]

as everyone knows, it's large men wearing knife shoes fighting over the last oreo.

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever