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It’s just G-e-o-l-o-g-y
Apologies to Joe Jackson
Panorama
Just a few panoramas of the rock. It tends to dominate the surrounding landscape!
Bungarra
Spotted this week on the rubbish run was this fine example of the Bungarra or Sand goanna rummaging around in the trash looking for food scraps. A good 1.5m long I was treating this animal with a great deal of respect.
Dehydration
Whilst we do not know for sure until the coroners reports are released it is assumed 3 people unfortunately died of dehydration on the rock this week. The community was understandably upset and the mood somber. It is not unheard of however as, on average, one person dies every year of dehydration here. This is despite abundant advice about the dangers involved in climbing particularly when it’s hot.
There are signs up in the campsite office and on the noticeboard near the camp kitchen. Staff members always reiterate this information and advise an early start, just after dawn, to get most of the walk done before the heat of the afternoon. Above 30C people should really consider their safety before attempting what is a serious walk. This week it’s been up to at least 38C and probably more on the rock where afternoon radiant heat will amplify this considerably.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-16/three-deaths-at-remote-mount-augustus-tourist-site-police-say/12670098
A long, dry, dusty day mustering in the Upper Gascoyne
Mustering - The Pointy End of Things
Cattle were pulled in to the water mill resting areas and corralled by the buggies not needed to chase down more, trying to keep them calm and not breaking out. No fences here. Occasionally someone would make break for it only to be herded back in. When new cattle arrived there was much bellowing and mooing checking out the new ones coming in.
“Same as last year Frank, they round us up, keep us here for a while then take us down the road eh!”
“Pretty much Clive, pretty much”.
It was not all straight forward by any means and I got to understand the true meaning of Bush Bashing. The Jesus bar on the passenger side was heavily gripped as there were no seat belts. Real cowboys don’t use seat belts.
Lots of dust, lots of crashing around at high speed through dry scrub chasing down cattle and ‘persuading’ them to join the growing mob at the wind mill and trough. Many resist, at least initially, until they’re tired then they toe the line a bit more. Breakouts are real and often.
One recalcitrant bull as big as the buggy was chased down and harried for a long time through thick scrub. The buggy eventually caught up and rammed the bull from behind several times to little effect. Eventually he was brought along side, the passenger side, my side, remember the extra plating there? A game of push and nudge at speed ensued getting rougher and rougher until the bull was knocked over and pinned against a tree. Annoyed as fuck was he. Frothing mouth, rolling red and white eyes and mean looking horns belting the side of the buggy inches away from the open window and me. Mind you I would be angry too being on the end of that kind of treatment plus being scarred shitless no doubt.
He got away only to be run down, quite literally, twice more before being pinned under the vehicle, it rising up and down with his laboured breathing. The station manager hopped out and went round to his back end and was trying to castrate the bull with a pocket knife it turned out. Luckily for the bull it wasn’t sharp enough and there was no other nut removing equipment in the buggy. Eventually he was let out from under the buggy with no harm done plus retaining his knackers and ran off into thicker scrub ultimately getting away. Next year sonny, next year!
Other than a lot of really rough driving through dry creek beds and scrub no more close encounters of this kind were had. Not by this buggy anyway. Several punctures occurred and were fixed in the field with spares and the front brake lines ripped out and sealed off by a pair of grips. It’s rough out there.
On several occasions the chopper pilot requested a face to face to plan the next mustering area. A flat piece of clear ground was found and a tete a tete had to come up with a new game plan. Up she went, off the buggies went and it all started again, all day, no breaks.
By mid to late afternoon three mobs had been rounded up, consolidated and moved through to the ‘main’ road back to the holding yard at the old homestead some 20km away. Buggies were assigned and cattle escorted slowly and calmly as possible. Breakouts periodically occurring and being quelled. Our fear was a Grey Nomad campervan would come flying round the corner in a cloud of dust and clattering rocks and spook the cattle but fortunately this didn’t occur. Testament to the remoteness of the place.
Finally all mobs were pushed back to the holding yards and the gates closed. It was estimated we had rounded up about 200 head of cattle with some pretty good, valuable bulls amongst them. Destined for market within the next few days after being sorted then trucked out by roadtrain. At $1400 a head the numbers soon add up on a 7000-9000 head station.
Early evening and time to head back to the homestead – we’d been at it for 12 hours. I had a quick word with the chopper pilot and she agreed I could ride with her back to the station because I wasn’t too heavy!! The joys of being light!
Today will be a hard act to follow for a long time I suspect.
Mustering - I love the smell of AVGas at dawn!
Mustering
As a working cattle station of 5060 km2 (1,250,000 acres) there are cattle to be worked! This time of year, September, is mustering time. They have around 27 mustering days because the place is so big with holding pens around the station. Lucky for me I was invited to go mustering as an observer. This is the kind of invitation I don’t need asking twice.
Forget the romance of the Marlboro Man all horses and Brokeback Mountain types, it’s not like that these days. It is however still full of characters and rough outback country with beautiful dawns and sunsets. The in between bit is seriously hard work, dirty and moderately dangerous. These are, after all, wild animals that have been roaming free for the last year and have serious adversity to being rounded up and marched along the tracks to holding pens.
Up at 4.30AM for 5AM breakfast and collect packed lunch. Off in the buggies, as they call them, before dawn. The buggies are heavily armoured Suzuki Sierras with seriously strong wheels, a roll cage and extra plating, particularly on the passenger side. Later in the day I was to understand the importance of this. It was pretty windy at dawn and the chopper pilot was unsure if she would be able to operate in these conditions. Her call the station manager/owner said as we set off for the holding area 40km up the Paraburdoo Road for today’s muster. The holding area was an abandoned station/homestead with a water mill and assorted dilapidated out building and old vehicles plus trucked in barrels of AVGas for the helicopter to refuel throughout the day.
It was just dawn after we left the forward yards for the mustering to begin. The pilot had been advised the wind was not so gusty at the refuelling point so all was good to go. With the chopper ‘up’ and the buggies heading out, there were 8 off them each driven by a station hand. They use to be called Jackaroos or Jillaroos back in the day and maybe still are but I didn’t hear those terms used. The youngest were a lovely couple of young’uns only 19 years old and I was probably the oldest there (no place for an old petrophysicist)! We also had Alfie on his Honda CRF230 motorbike for both vehicular and cultural diversity. Alfie is a first nations man from Carnarvon. He was good value and fearless. Far better at riding his dirt bike than all of the so called ‘Adventure’ rider videos posted on social media.
It was still dawn light and cool when we were advised over the UHF radio by the chopper where cattle were spotted. Buggies were dispatched, usually 2 or 3 and Alfie if necessary. Groups of 3 to 5 seemed to be common. The game plan was to bring these dispersed groups back to a water mill and hold them there, resting and drinking, whilst others were pulled in. Sometimes it worked!
More to follow.
The Big BBQ
The Big BBQ
After Nano seconds of planning and extended turmoil the day arrived of the Big BBQ. The WA glitterati flew in, well one crusty old Aberdonian from Perth who tried to behave like one by whinging about the food ‘out here’. If you can afford to fly in you can bring your own f**king food!
A TV celebrity chef was coming apparently – completely over my head as I don’t watch TV. The speeches went on and on and on like small country events tend to. The cleb chef crew all worked very very hard and the food was delicious although everyone was full after the first course. One young lass was knackered and swore this was the last time she volunteered for anything.
Those who were not on the $100 a ticket list hung around the back of the kitchen, like a bunch of alley cats, and got to eat with a much more interesting and diverse clientele namely uninvited station hands, backpacker helpers, secret smokers and other assorted riff raff. A fun night was had by all at the back of the kitchen anyway.
Numpty Driving
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Tyre Repairs “R” me!
Tyre King
The first week on the new job was bedlam preparing for the big BBQ, an annual event which got cancelled due to Covid-19 then resurrected at the last minute presumably because the clowns in the state government let a little bit of control back to the people. All state governments are enjoying a new sense of purpose in exercising social control to the extent they never expected to be gifted.
As the grey nomads rolled in day after day so did the punctures. Ever repaired a car tyre off the rim? No neither had I until day 3 now I’m doing little else! Up to 7 a day and averaging 3. Hot, dusty, dirty hard work. No wonder they were keen to get someone else to do it!!
Celebrating the new job
The new office
Climbing the rock. There’s a bit of tourist BS about this rock. It’s not one big rock but a layered sequence of channel river deposits exposed in a monocline - just saying!
Four days holiday and a new job
The first four days were as outback tourist at the Mt.Augustus Tourist Park; camping, touring the rock, climbing the rock and riding my dirt bike around the rock etc. Pretty good views from the top being 600m odd above the surrounding Lyons River flood plain. Un-exceptional petroglyphs but interesting geology if you’re into stacked river channel sequences. Road up the Paraburdoo road for half a tank and road back again.
For once Optus trumps Telstra so have internet connection when I feel like updating myself on the latest dystopian media event.
I noticed they were looking for a couple to work at the park so asked if they’d consider me as I’m pretty handy, even if I do say so myself. Consider yourself hired!
So I have a new position, General Hand, a new office and a company car.