Awesomesauce

all awesome and such

[jetorojo]

I did these out of boredom heehhh;;;

[kumagawa]

John Cena goes Super Saiyan!!

[diepod-stuff]

yo

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

[getdestroyed-staydestroyed]

I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files. 

[djwoozie]

[outofcontextdnd]

I’m gonna sing STEALTHILY!

The Rogue (via outofcontextdnd)

[dahmer-domination12]

[theresassinmysoup]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[honeyed-simmy]

IM CRYING

[tinderofficial]

JFC WHAT THE FUCK

[kibstar]

Litwick is so cutee!!!

[preoprix]

Transparent drawing of probably my all time favorite Pokémon ever, horse centipede! You’re blending in real well there…

[radishez-deactivated20161207]

Pokeddexy challange favorite Ice type Lapras!

[stability]

[quebecolicityfan-deactivated201]

A tous mes amis français, mes pensées vont vers vous et je vous souhaites courage et force afin de traverser ces moments difficiles.

[disastergirl]

In case any of my fellow Americans were unaware this message is an echo of the headline of Le Monde on 9/11: Today we are all Americans.

My parents were traveling in Europe immediately on and after 9/11, and everywhere they went people offered condolences and asked if they’d lost anyone that day. This generosity continued for the entire five weeks of their trip.

So the very least we can do is hold the people of Paris in our thoughts and prayers.

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

Reblogging for the comment. I thought this was familiar.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

[drlectertho]

this is the best post on this website

[girlslovegagarin-deactivated201]

Zelda was actually the name of the doctor; you’re thinking of Zelda’s monster

[mettic]

Inspired by that corneia image, here’s an image documenting playing on everyone’s favorite stage, section by section

[prozdvoices]

When all the party members die except one and they get all the EXP

[bcolling]

i saw life branching out before me, like the green fig tree in the story. from the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. one fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet, and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was europe and africa and south america, and another fig was constantine and socrates and attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs i couldn’t quite make out. i saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because i couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs i would choose. i wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and as i sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black. one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.

sylvia plathe (via bcolling)

[philosophicalconservatism]

People who talk incessantly about ‘change’ are often dogmatically set in their ways. They want to change other people.

Thomas Sowell (via philosophicalconservatism)