I was LIGHTNING before the THUNDER.

Viking's Björn Ironside / REBOOT, formerly IRONSIDESS.

[caspian-odair-deactivated201806]

Wine + Vodka = Starters

“You’re a witch”

“I don’t want to be burned”

“But the water does not float on ducks”

“That’s not how that sketch goes”

“I didn’t draw anything”

“His brother died and he is an eagle”

“He killed the bear and this weird shit happened” 

“You shouldn’t have killed your totem”

“You shouldn’t have killed what you are because you killed yourself”

“Right I did say that”

“Haha you’re a bear, Fuck you!”

“She knows everything she’s the leader of the pack”

“Oh no it smells so good”

“Why did our beer smell like weed?”

“No you need to turn off the lamp”

“Oh my gosh yea they are”

“The people in the movie are the bears”

“Where’s the rest of the half?”

“I wanna go to bed”

“Ow that was my boob and your leg”

“That was my foot”

“What are you going to do with that information?”

“Listen to me, your wine tastes like crap you can drink the rest of my wine to make up for your wine that tastes like hand sanitizer”

“This tastes like shit”

[jarnsidas-blog]

This is me not dead, just fucking busy with life. 

[dont-be-obvious]

Please?

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character:

Least Favorite character:

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

Character I find most attractive:

Character I would marry:

Character I would be best friends with:

a random thought:

An unpopular opinion:

my canon OTP:

Non-canon OTP:

most badass character:

pairing I am not a fan of:

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

favourite friendship:

character I want to adopt or be adopted by:

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when of if I started shipping it.

my thoughts:

What makes me happy about them:

What makes me sad about them:

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

things I look for in fanfic:

My kinks:

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

My happily ever after for them:

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

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All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

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One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

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my cross over ship:

my kink:

a head cannon fact:

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004 | send me 2 fandoms and I will give yo my crossover OTP

[antagxnized1-deactivated2023071]

THOSE FOREHEAD TOUCHES WHERE THE PERSON GRABS THE BACK OF YOUR NECK TO ANCHOR YOU IN PLACE ARE SO IMPORTANT.

[jarnsidas-blog]

@crowsandmurder

[jarnsidas-blog]

“Do you want to talk about it?”

Mama Bear // Always Accepting 

“No,” His head hung, jaw clenched tightly. His eyes remained closed, holding the tears that threatened to fall. It was clear that Gods would NOT allow him to love. It was then he decided he would not love, not again. Not after Þorunn , not after Torvi... after Snaefrid. The women he loved and who loved him in return seemed to be cursed. 

“It is clear to me, mother. The Gods do not want me to love a woman...and so never will again.”

[jarnsidas-blog]

Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. -- crowsandmurder from Snaefrid

Drabble Memes // Accepting

▓ I R O N S I D E ▓

Nothing extraordinary happened when he realized it, nothing earth shattering, the Gods did not send him a vision… Björn  just knew.  He had been watching Snaefrid for sometimes, in his way of watching that had become somewhat of a habit. It had been something he had picked up after Ragnar disappeared. It was in the way she moved, in the way she spoke to his mother, how she so selflessly helped her people, && his own people. Snaefrid gave to those she did not know. and yet it was NOT only her selflessness, but her selfishness that drew him in as well. When it was only the two of them, Snaefrid TOOK what she wanted. Her passion, her thirst, it matched his own. How long had it been since he had felt REAL passion? 

He remembered his father’s words, it was better to think with his head rather than his cock. In this instance… Björn felt as though he had. A marriage with the daughter of Sami King meant a strong alliance, it did not hurt that she was beautiful. 

                                                                                                  and now this feeling, love. 

It was by chance that her eyes met his in that moment, it was then that he said the words, low, but it was obvious that she could her. 

“ I love you, Snaefrid.” 

@crowsandmurder

[mancandykings]

Alexander Ludwig

photographed by Arthur Galvao for Bello Magazine Brasil December 2017

[ccute-couples]

[jarnsidas-blog]

formerly IRONSIDESS

i. 

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

how do you politely ask someone to fuck you until you walk funny

[beautyqueenmandy]

Drabble Memes

Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain. Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours. Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.   Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

[jarnsidas-blog]

@ofodinn is now my salt wife.

fight me.

[brucee-waynee]

I love you. And I think you are already with child.

[thunderswave-blog]

@jarnsidas

[jarnsidas-blog]

yeah so I would actually kill for a conversation between Ubbe and Bjorn about the whole relationship thing just because that seems like the good brother thing to do. 

But I rarely get what Bjorn or I want lol. 

[jarnsidas-blog]

▓ I R O N S I D E S ▓

<< Thread 1; Ubbe &&  Björn >>

His hands brushed over his face,  his brother’s words washing over him.  Björn had known for sometime that Ivar would be a problem, his brother was impulsive and quick to take offense  or anger. It had only been a matter of time before Ivar would cause them all grief. His face still stung with burn of the desert, even after the weeks it took to return home, to Kattegat. and of course yet another issue laid as his feet. 

But Bjorn trusted Ubbe, more than he trusted any of his other brothers. Ubbe reminded him of Ragnar…Ragnar the farmer. NOT Ragnar the King. “I knew it would not be long before Ivar tore this family apart…Hvitserk, I did not expect to betray us.” It was a long moment before Bjorn spoke agian

“ Do we know how many men Finehair has? Tell me, what is that you know Ubbe?”

@gonebror

[jarnsidas-blog]

gonebror:

“I meant what I said. I want to come. You are right, it’s none of your business what happens next and it is not mine either. If my brothers want to keep going killing and raiding here, they shall do it. I’ve sacrificed many years of my life to stay in Kattegat to help my mother with her business and looking out for them. Besides, Hvitserk always complains I take charge so, he can gladly pick up that job. So, you will take me with you or not? I heat less than Hvitserk if that speaks for me” he finishes with more amusement in his voice. Ubbe never has given a vow to remain with his brothers until the very end of his life. 

@jarnsidas         (    Starter  )

▓ I R O N S I D E S ▓

<< Thread 2; Ubbe &&  Björn >

A smirk pulled at Bjorn’s face, “ I would be proud to have you sail with me brother. What of your wife?” Torvi would remain with their children, but Margrethe she had no children It was Bjorn’s hope that his brother would leave the woman in Kattegat. He could not stomach the girl, nor her whining, it was off putting. 

He would show his brothers the wonders the world had to offer, he would show Ubbe that there was more to the world than their small Kattegat. “The boats are ready brother, all you need to say is the word and we shall sail.”

[jarnsidas-blog]

Alfred, you should just stay away from women. It’s all down hill from there bud. Just get you a boat or something.