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mari × 30 × she/they × italy

hiii welcome 2 my life. i freelance by coloring comics for another artist, and do online art commissions. and i never ever shut up about fictional evil scientists who would kill me on sight.

other stuff:

i have a more detailed about page

my art blog is wi-fu, which is also where i follow from :)

i tag pretty consistently. personal posts; doodles

small games i worked on (on itch.io)

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

makingtrouble

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

caezavio

dont ask me shit like this

#im always telling this story but #this immediately reminded me of a girl in a public undertale facebook group 10 years ago who used to start arguments with everyone over #sans and papyrus being drawn as dark skinned bc 'skeletons are white'#girl youre not gonna believe what im about to tell you...

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

thestateonmtv

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

beachdeath

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

barbaricjester

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

a-dauntless-daffodil

Lace, her spider, and the maps made by Shakra- which Hornet stares at every night before bed

#the arm........#silksong

wolfstrong

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

fairycosmos

unfortunately i can’t control everyone’s perception of me down to the smallest detail. unfortunately they have their own lives and brains that inform the filter they see me through when i exist near them. and i could be the greatest possible version of myself and i could people please until the end of time and i could walk a thousand miles through the desert repenting and still it would not change this one fundamental fact