Garbage Human

|| Melissa || 28 || she/her || Really Gay || the android sent by cyberlife

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[fozmeadows]

Source

[have-you-been-here]

Springfield, Illinois, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onJul 7

[apolladay]

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Voting ended onJun 22

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[throo]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[a-wild-haggis]

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

[a-wild-haggis]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[bgm05]

[fuxray]

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[clumsypuppy]

this has been plaguing my mind for days