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[anoxthon]

[sapphling]

it's a little ironic that "sadists/CNC doms/etc. should never actively want to do that they should be doing it in service of their sub and finding their sub's limits" is outright wayyyyy more rapey than anything a Scary Dom has ever said to me in the context of a scene. mfw i think people should be having sex they don't want to have but progressive

[faeriechewtoy]

Yessss! I saw this take on threads (I always have a bad time when im on threads) and it took every fiber in my being to not say something about it but its been bouncing around in my brain ever since. Like. Actively encouraging people to do things they find scary and upsetting and morally bad (and crucially not fun!) because its what their submissive wants.

Its such an intersection of bad takes. Like doms arent kink dispensers, hard kink isnt predator behavior, in general people should be enjoying the kink they engage with not enduring it for their partner. People with this opinion are not safe to play with and are probably not going to have a very good time themselves either!

Also the classic but god! Its play pretend! Theyre mad that sometimes people play pretend!! (Sorry for the little rant kink is such an important topic to me and ive been looking for a place to get my thoughts on this out)

[machinecoolant]

ideas: mirage coming handsfree in some way, or more faith.. your pick. thanks if you do either of them :)

she may have calibrated her erogenous zone sensitivity too high

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[lesspopped]

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "no I'm not": INCORRECT. you ARE. finishing it slowly is still finishing it and I BELIEVE IN YOU.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "yes I am": CORRECT. we are GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "I am also capable of starting them": CORRECT. you absolutely ARE. and THEN you are capable of FINISHING them.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "this but it's my art": CORRECT. I BELIEVE IN YOU and I APOLOGIZE for not being more INCLUSIVE.

[valtsv]

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[lazeecomet]

So we were talking about This Post at craft night and i realized that i have a lot more to say on the matter despite NOT being a robot fucker (or much of an anything fucker for that matter ⬛⬜🟪). we're all on tumblr. we know how it goes with a mutual getting a special interest for a few weeks and now its on your dash. i just think the people who write/draw robot smut could stand to be a bit more creative then replacing ropes with Ethernet cables and the like. we'll get to the Estop button, but theres so many other ways you can dom your robot.

Anyone who has worked with setting up industrial robots knows that there is a teach/hand locate mode. you plug in a pendant, change a few settings, and now the robot is basically weightless. you can grab any of its joints and BY HAND, move it around. the robot will not resist - can not resist. all it can do is fight gravity. you typically do this to move all the joints of a robot into position for the next step which is

locking everything in place. now that you have positioned your robot how you want it, you need to keep it there while you set up other things. this is where the motor lock comes in. this enables when you exit hand locate mode. THIS is how you keep a robot in place. not with rope. nothing is going to make this robot move now. those joints are locked in place by the full might of electric motors, which by the way, have the MOST torque at low/0 rpm

if you do need to make it move while locked, you can enter jog mode and dial into a specific motor and slowly have it step forward or backward in small amounts. the position feedback on these joints is fed into a PID loop so that motion is not jerky or over/undershooting. so unless you go in and de-tune the PID control loop, your robot is not going to shiver or shudder in place

and lastly, the estop. this kills all power to all motors. if you hit this then gravity wins and your robot will collapse to the ground in a heap (and probably leave a pretty good dent in the floor)

now could i write smut where you hand locate a robot into a compromising position, lock in in place, aimlessly twiddle its PID values until its a shaky mess, fuck it senseless, and then hit the estop on the way out leaving on the ground in a crumpled heap?

eh probably not. this isnt my thing. I just work with robots. we keep it professional. except for that one time i had to spoon a massive 5 axis arm to get to one of its fasteners. but i did use protection (full body clean room suit). i'll leave the spicy stuff as an exercise for the class

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[sawxix]

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[sawxix]

the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[eraserheadbabycat]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

My boss caught me watching this gif

[laurapa]

WHY ARE ALL OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS FURRY PORN NOW???????????????????????????

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Is this porn to you ?? ? ?

[laurapa]

I think we can all agree on and appreciate the inherent eroticism of being slammed through drywall

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Tooshay

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[caezavio]

hornet silksong is proof that a woman can be sexualized no matter what. mind you she is 5 lines and a big ass croissant head

[caezavio]

^^^ because as you know guys, taking away the canon proportions of a flat woman character and replacing it with a more patriarchally desirable body type is sooooo body positivity

[the-final-sif]

I really try not to judge other people for what horny posting they like, but it is kinda sad to me that like 95% of nsfw artwork of Hornet is straight up not her. Like it's a super stereotypical hentai body they slap her head on top of, and almost always don't even bother to properly tag it as a modified body type.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being horny for Hornet Silksong, I've seen weirder before, but I do think there's something wrong with sticking her head on a hentai body type and acting like that's her.

Like... we see Hornet "naked" in game. She's a little stick. Based on what she says in canon, she probably is straight up underfed / suffering from malnutrition. She should be an underfed spindly little thing, who looks like a gust of wind would knock her over.

Worse, there literally are characters in both Hollow Knight & silksong that DO have larger body types, and like, actual body fat. It's seemingly considered attractive in bug culture, at least by Hornet. There ARE characters that have larger body types, and plenty of them! There are tons of characters that could reasonably have a larger body type in humanized version of the characters. They literally exist in game. But for some reason, the people who want to talk a big talk about body positivity aren't interested in maybe exploring other characters with the body type they like, they just want to stick boobs & ass onto the main female character and call it a day.

So much of it, to me at least, comes across as lazy slop. Hornet's the main character, and her tags get a lot of traffic, so stick her in the stereotypical hentai body type and call it a day. It's so profoundly unoriginal and unrelated to the actual character that I struggle to even call a lot of a it a drawing of her. It's just people sticking her little croissant head on the drawing they were already doing to try to get some clicks. It's not about her at all. Who cares what she actually looks likes? Who cares to actually engage with the female character you're supposedly horny about? Who cares to bother to engage with any of the other female characters that have the body type you're interested in?

It's boring and it's lazy. It sucks, and I am profoundly uninterested in engaging with people who insist on doing it and then refuse to even properly tag it so other people who are actually interested in the character can filter it out.

That being said, shout out to the people out there who DO like Hornet for being a stupid little stick. Shout out to everyone whose horny posting about her sincerely, actually bothering to pay attention to her body type & character and being interested in that. And the people who actually bother to care about the characters who in game have larger body types!! Basically everyone but the people taking the laziest possible option to make the most stereotypical nsfw artwork you've seen in your life with a Hornet head on top.

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[xenasaur]

nods thoughtfully. I hadn't even considered it. am I a bad person?

[cerastes]

Ever since a friend pointed it out, I’ve not stopped being able to notice that a lot of modern horny art has ring lamp reflections on the subject’s skin, and apparently this happens because artists don’t know that ring lamps are designed for faces, but a lot of artists use onlyfans material as reference apparently; onlyfans creators have these lights for their more interactive stuff (video calls and such) in front of their computer where it’d make sense to set up a ring lamp.

So you end up with art where the girl is lavishly posing her curves in a damp, moist cave as tentacles encroach on her… And for some reason she’s got a ring lamp reflection on her fat thigh, implying Tentacle Creature has a decently pricy lighting set up in the fuckpit.

[peter-porkin-it]

This is really reflective art analysis! All art is a product of its time