you are such a soft & messy thing;

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[philip-jei]

My kind of therapy

[catchymemes]

[ems-tumbo]

the cure is kissing your cat on the top of their head

[kissing-in-the-netherlight]

Robert Smith is doing WHAT

[hodlmyvodka]

A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

[falloutcaitlin]

everyone in this elevator:

[noneoftheuchihadidanythingwrong]

[jasiriii]

Lonelylonelylonelylonelylonelylonely

[littleoil]

Rowing a little boat in your mind Hook a star in your dream

[vaultsixtynine]

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

[sataraborzoi]

“I love you.” “I love you too.”

[must-be-mythtaken]

Accidentally typed “indistinct buttering” instead of muttering and that is somehow super creepy. Like, you can just barely hear…in the other room…the scrape of a knife against toast.

[soyeahso]

That’s just how it is in England.

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[charlesoberonn]

Hey, billionaires!

Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.

If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!

Only you can stop the rise of Ghost Stalinism!

[charlesoberonn]

If I know 3 things rich people are scared of, it’s taxes, communism, and ghosts.

[chippyyyz]

You’re halfway towards an exciting new Christmas Carol reboot

[rabdoidal]

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

No posting about italians until they get their shit together and kill the pope, like come on you have him surrounded

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[sataraborzoi]

“I love you.” “I love you too.”