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the witcher + text posts (1/?)
yennskier + text posts bonus:
Geralt, pushing Jaskier behind him: The Bard meant no disrespect.
Jaskier, looking directly into a local lord’s eyes: No, I absolutely did.
Anyway I'm still not over Jaskier finding things just lying around in a witcher laboratory and just. Immediately putting them in his mouth
Because like? This is not a behaviour that's going to go unnoticed for long. Either someone will see him doing it, or Lambert will stomp into the great hall and demand to know who's moved his partially-brewed Maribor Forest and Jask will really casually be like, "Oh, was it in a mug? Yeah I drank that. Sorry."
Give me the kaer morons figuring out over winter that Jask isn't fully human purely because he cannot resist a Mystery Substance and keeps consuming things that should be able to kill him outright, and he thinks they're fucking with him when they tell him how dangerous some of these ingredients are for a human.
(He admits to Coën at one point, completely relaxed, that he did try some of Geralt's potions early in their friendship, but they tasted like paint thinner and gave him a tummy ache, so he's left them alone ever since. Coën blinks at him, repeating tummy ache in disbelief, and wonders how the fuck Geralt still thinks his bard is human after twenty years of this shit)
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Yennefer helps Jaskier get reunited with his terrible cat at kaer morhen. Jaskier’s semi-feral cat only allows Jaskier to pet him but he will sit next to yennefer’s feet and does allow ciri to to play with him.
The witchers on the other hand live in terror of surprise ankle attacksÂ
a scene that came to mind while listening to OWS/GMG: Kaer Morhen, everyone in the hall for dinner, and Ciri asks Jaskier to play. he does a few of the classics - like Toss a Coin, which gets a lot of cheers and laughter from the witchers - and then Ciri asks him to play the new one he's been practicing.
Jaskier plays Old Witch Sleep/Good Man Grace. it's haunting, the way it echoes in the ruins, and Jaskier seems to become something feral as he sings. He draws closer to Geralt unconsciously on lines like "I'm all yours, but you're all mine," trades vicious smiles with Yen at "you're the one who's trapped with me."
Ciri is enthralled by the performance, and oblivious to the rising tension in the room, as is Jaskier. he finishes, and Ciri bursts into applause. Yen claps as well, slower but sincere. everyone else is uncharacteristically quiet.
two of the witchers rise in the same instant. Vesemir stalks to the front of the room, but Geralt is faster, planting himself between the bard and his mentor. “he’s not a threat to us,” Geralt says, as Jaskier takes a step back, surprised by the sudden animosity. Ciri is perplexed. Yen watches carefully.
“Geralt, step aside,” Vesemir says. the white wolf doesn’t move. Eskel (video game Eskel, bc I said so) stands, hands raised placatingly, and says, “Let’s give the bard the benefit of the doubt. He’s travelled a long time with Geralt.”
“What on earth is happening,” Jaskier says. “I didn’t think the song was that bad.”
“The song was great,” Ciri chimes in supportively.
“Quiet, girl,” Lambert rumbles. the other witchers are still seated but look ready to leap into action, waiting on the outcome of the standoff between Geralt and Vesemir.
“What’s going on,” Jaskier demands again, and Yen clears her throat.
“Dandelion,” she says, “you do realise humans don’t sing like that.”
i think that if jaskier was cursed into a cat or wolf or bird or something, geralt would never figure out that the animal was him without outside influence. jaskier would try his damnedest but get no where, no matter how fucking obvious it was.
he could perch on his lute and pluck out a song as a bird and geralt would just shoo him off and scold him because 'that is a delicate instrument and jaskier would kill him if there was even a scratch on it. well, he would really just make a huge fuss about it and sulk for days.'
as a wolf jaskier could dig through his bags and drag a potion to him and geralt would be too loopy with blood loss to realize that its a little odd for a wolf to know exactly which potion he needed and where to get it. he dismisses these notions as hallucinations when he wakes up the next day.
and geralt really shouldve taken the hint when a cat didnt hiss and flee from him. not to mention the familiar brown color of the cat's pelt and his cornflower blue eyes, or the strangely melodic way he meows.
and of course, jaskiers absence doesnt slip his notice. he had followed his trail happen to head the same way that rumors of the witcher's bard's travels directed him. when he got there, the tavern keep had handed over jaskier's lute and told him that the bard disappeared without a trace.
hence, his traveling. any trails he can find all go dead, and hes getting worried and desperate annoyed by having to carry around jaskier's lute everywhere. but for whatever reason, an animal has made itself his companion in jaskier's stead. its not the same, but its comforting to have a presence at his side as he searches for his bard.
sure, the animal is a little weird- it constantly makes its weird noises, oftentimes eerily familiar, but geralt just attributes that to the fact that he has his bard on his mind all the time. sure, it seems to dote on him after hunts, prodding and poking him until he treats his wounds, but it might just know that the scent of blood would draw in predators in the forest.
when he finally gives in and locates yennefer to track jaskier down, she looks at him like hes a fucking moron.
Even my WIPs are angsty
How Jaskier says "Geralt" throughout the seasons
Whew I have been working on this one for a while. It started with trying to show Geralt dealing with Jaskier pulling back and not being physically affectionate with him anymore and morphed into this
Season 2 left us with their relationship in a sad state. Jaskier doubting the importance of his friendship in Geralt’s eyes and Geralt unsure how to fix things beyond a hug and an I’m sorry. I’ve seen some stuff diving into Jaskier’s POV but not as much from Geralt’s POV.Â
Lyrics taken from the song Don’t Speak by No Doubt
roach pov where she just switches owners through the years and calls every one of them geralt
~*tension*~
the witcher 1x04: of banquets, bastards, and burials
[image description: two sequential digital paintings; in the first painting, jaskier kneels near a window at the foot of a bathtub with a soft, open gaze. in the second painting, geralt sits in the tub with his arms propped up on the rim and stares back with a guarded expression.]
what, like the sweater, or..?
you get me
Jaskier finally convinced geralt to go a bardic festival with him. Unfortunately they end up separated because jaskier has to sign in for the competition and they don't allow guests backstage.
And of course jaskier is herded out a different door than the one he entered. So they lose track of eachother, and they didn't think of having a designated spot to meet up.
Cue geralt searching all over oxenfurt for jaskier. He gets desperate enough to start asking around for help to look for jaskier. Unfortunately he's geralt, aka the ultimate himbo. So he tries to describe jaskier instead of using his famous name.
"Have you seen a bard around here?"
"He's very colorfully dressed"
"Hes Carrying an instrument"
"Has a hat with a feather in it"
"This tall, brunette, blue eyes"
"He's flamboyant, talks loudly"
"Sings alot, likes to rhyme"
"Hates valdo marx"
Everyone he talks to looks at him blankly, and is like... "that doesn't narrow it down. At all"
(Jaskier just says "you see my witcher?" and is pointed in the right direction immediately)
Jaskier finally convinced geralt to go a bardic festival with him. Unfortunately they end up separated because jaskier has to sign in for the competition and they don't allow guests backstage.
And of course jaskier is herded out a different door than the one he entered. So they lose track of eachother, and they didn't think of having a designated spot to meet up.
Cue geralt searching all over oxenfurt for jaskier. He gets desperate enough to start asking around for help to look for jaskier. Unfortunately he's geralt, aka the ultimate himbo. So he tries to describe jaskier instead of using his famous name.
"Have you seen a bard around here?"
"He's very colorfully dressed"
"Hes Carrying an instrument"
"Has a hat with a feather in it"
"This tall, brunette, blue eyes"
"He's flamboyant, talks loudly"
"Sings alot, likes to rhyme"
"Hates valdo marx"
Everyone he talks to looks at him blankly, and is like... "that doesn't narrow it down. At all"
(Jaskier just says "you see my witcher?" and is pointed in the right direction immediately)
Departing
pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo