*buzzz*

*gestures vaguely* welcome to my mess of a home Bee//18+//slovak//she/they

[jasombee]

About meeee~

My other blogs are @slavicbee where I post Slav stuff and @finnishbee where I put my Finnish stuff because I study it at a uni.

You can call me Bee. I’m from Slovakia and I draw sometimes. I reblog what is funny or interesting, and yes, also Homestuck. Davekat forever!! Or whatever. I also watched Hetalia multiple times so you probably already have an idea of how instead of brain, there is soup.

My fanfiction:

Homestuck

The prologue of my davekat fic is out on Ao3! :)

Status: in progress

Chapters: 2 out of a fuck ton

Dream bubbles / dream sharing au with a sprinkle of theatre flair. Humanstuck.

I promise that one day I will update it 😭

I’ve also written a bunch of Rise of the TMNT one shots, linked below:

Grating

Gratitude

[ikurko]

Normal shenanigans

[starleska]

say what you want about Flowery, but Ralsei needed that flower to be the most arrogant, belittling fuck ever seen in a Dark World. he needed someone to bully him out of polite servitude and really express what he was thinking!!! and he needed someone to challenge the idea that the Prophecy is fixed and unchanging. that's why we should be putting respect on this flower's name!!!!! 🫡🌻💖

[rahafwabas]

Favorite crack ship

Kris dreemurr x Dave strider

[rahafwabas]

Favorite crack ship

Kris dreemurr x Dave strider

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[letoilepourpre]

some kind of friend inside mew

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 2 hours 19 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[mspa-archive]

The Beta Kids Dance artwork and sketch by Lexxy/Alexandra Douglass!

This artwork was used on now-discontinued shirts sold by Topatoco.

[6kai3]

hi sorry for not posting for over a month (?) so warning of BIG post spam incoming ( of all the art i havent posted here)

[homestuck-shitposts]

[exjistant]

not too confident about this one chat. still trying to get a hold on how to write them

DAVE: oooohhhh my god

DAVE: im so bored

DAVE: i wish someone could save me from this restless state of ennui

KARKAT: FUCK OFF DAVE, I'M BUSY.

DAVE: wait are you chatting up past us

KARKAT: IF BY 'CHATTING UP' YOU MEAN JAMMING EXPOSITION INTO OUR PAST SELVES' SLOBBERING IGNORANCE SHAFTS WITH WORDS WE CAN ACTUALLY COMPREHEND AT THAT EXACT MOMENT TO NOT GO INTO DEEP SHIT, THEN YES.

KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.

DAVE: looking at your messages with these eyes full of avid curiosity and wonder

DAVE: future you is really obnoxious did you know that

DAVE: (i kinda prefer past you if im being honest here)

DAVE: technically you are their future karkat so by extension

KARKAT: DID YOU FORGET TO JUST ORDER OF A PLATE OF SIZZLING HOT FUCK YOUS AND A SIDE OF MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS TODAY?

DAVE: im exercising the recipe of the striderian special like a leaping frog riding a kickass unicorn galloping through the pillars up to the pearly gates and succeeding tonight

DAVE: or morning

DAVE: day?

DAVE: thats how majestic i'll be gracing you with my alive presence

DAVE: whatever the galactic spaghetti outside means for the passage of time

DAVE: either way you and i would be Troy and Chad brewing a fucking masterpiece if you stopped stroking your worry ween all of the time

DAVE: did i use your troll lingo right

DAVE: hey why are you going to settings

KARKAT: I'M TRYING TO FIND THE PURBLINDING SELECT OCCULTATION TOGGLE TO STOP YOUR NOSY BULLSHIT.

DAVE: right totally know what you're talking about dude

KARKAT: FUCK. WHY ISN'T IT HERE?

DAVE: aww

DAVE: wiggler's first time on a human computer

KARKAT: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HOW GODDAMN PRIMITIVE YOUR ENTIRE SHITTY SPECIES IS, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE THE ONES WHO LUMBERED AROUND CREATING YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE. AND YET YOU STILL LACK THE MOST IMPORTANT FEATURES FOR YOUR TECHNOLOGY. AND IT'S WRIGGLER, YOU INSUFFERABLE ASSGRAB.

[poltergrease]

Pink Davekats

[cakwened]

Original.......

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJul 13

[freakish-puppeteer]

"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!" (/Ref)

CAINE AND DOOFENSHMIRTZ FANS!!

WE SHALL CONTINUE TO WELCOME ALL WILLINGLY ALLIED BEES AND OCELOTS INTO THE ANT COLONY IF YOU'LL STAND STRONG BESIDE US!! 🐝🤝🐜🤝🐆

We're deeply sorry that the CRTinator tie didn't work out- there's no way we could've predicted the sudden influx of votes, but this silly little crackship of ours (can't forget CRTeeth, either. Tenna has two hands, after all) can still live on in spirit!! Let's work together and get Tenna to victory in honor of his fallen former rivals!!

Bloodymary fans are welcome to avenge their fallen pair by voting for Tenna as well!

Reasons to Choose Tenna:

- He has fangs and claws!

-He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy!

- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!

- Able to shrink to miniscule size or grow into a giant!

- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!

- He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms in his early concept drawings!

- He is canonically both divorced and a child of divorce, and he has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events!

- Queer Single Father who loves his daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!

- Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe!

- Legitimately doomed to die by the actual in-universe bible (in which, he's referred to as the "Lord of Screens". How badass is that?)

- Canon doomed yaoi with another sexyman that he shares leitmotifs with!

- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!

- He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog!

- WIREPLAY!! TUG HIS WIRES!!

- "Don't touch that dial! (Well, okay, you can touch it. Just be gentle.)" <- Literal in-game dialogue.

- Toby Fox MIGHT make another fanfiction!