*buzzz*

*gestures vaguely* welcome to my mess of a home Bee//18+//slovak//she/they

[jasombee]

About meeee~

My other blogs are @slavicbee where I post Slav stuff and @finnishbee where I put my Finnish stuff because I study it at a uni.

You can call me Bee. I’m from Slovakia and I draw sometimes. I reblog what is funny or interesting, and yes, also Homestuck. Davekat forever!! Or whatever. I also watched Hetalia multiple times so you probably already have an idea of how instead of brain, there is soup.

My fanfiction:

Homestuck

The prologue of my davekat fic is out on Ao3! :)

Status: in progress

Chapters: 2 out of a fuck ton

Dream bubbles / dream sharing au with a sprinkle of theatre flair. Humanstuck.

I promise that one day I will update it 😭

I’ve also written a bunch of Rise of the TMNT one shots, linked below:

Grating

Gratitude

[jasombee]

Listen to me. Listen.

If I see any untagged spoilers, I can’t promise I will be the same person I was before.

TAG YOUR SPOILERS

TAG YOUR SPOILERS

TAG YOUR FUCKING SPOILERS

I personally will use #tadc episode 9 spoilers or any permutation of it!

And of course.

ENJOY THE SHOW!!!!

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[steampoweredwerehog]

Gangle talks about Sonic lore.

Direct reference to @punkitt-is-here’s Roxas comic

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[cranberry-branflakes]

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[anxietyproblem]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[femmenietzsche]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[tilltheyhiggonmyboson]

this is so funny to me

[azacat-alias-lost]

i walk into the karkat-themed panel at the homestuck con and go up to the microphone. "artists draw karkat too skinny, that troll is not a twink in any timeline" i say. the crowd boos me and i begin to walk away in shame.

"theyre right" i hear from the back of the room. the crowd turns to see the Actual Real Dave Strider--

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[caspercryptid]

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

[calechipconecrimes]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[brightlotusmoon]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

[marsh-mallow-adopts]

WHAT?!

[triona-tribblescore]

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

[axolotl-anemonoides]

@dumbasshailey

[0fallen0]

Going home is such a drag....

Spot the lil cal in the background challenge

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]