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IN THIS BLOG, WE BELIEVE:
Eris Discordia rules the material world She won it from god in a divorce suit during the Beforelife French anarchist Pierre-Joseph Proudhon was Her attorney at the trial Her one and only begotten son is Saint Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton I of the United States Of America Eating hotdog buns is a sin, for such was the solace of our Goddess when She was confronted with The Original Snub You are forbidden from believing what you read
pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.
come over
American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?
It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking
I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.
"Soothing syrup" was morphine and alcohol, so uh, you know what. I am willing to concede that giving your child morphine and alcohol at a young age whenever they feel upset may cause problems. But I just feel like the problems it causes aren't likely to be "your child eats more pork and pickles"
beer before beer that's ✌️two beers
interesting kink assortment on the dash
swoon
i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time
(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be
we can’t keep letting him get away with this
when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
you can't make adaptations of video games because either they're made by people who didn't play the game in which case it's a bad adaptation and it sucks or it's made by people who did play the game in which case it's made by gamers and therefore also sucks
duckduckgo Are camo pants secretly leftist or ironically fascist
duckduckgo Can pants be fascist
duckduckgo Most leftist type of pants
duckduckgo Camo bell bottoms
duckduckgo Will girls make fun of me at the gun range
duckduckgo When girls make fun of you is it good or bad
duckduckgo Are bell bottoms fascist
duckduckgo Is ironic fascism secretly leftist
duckduckgo Are pants fascist
People who watched videos of people being murdered and tortured when they were in middle school are always acting like their experience is shared across their entire generation. They're like "everyone used to watch liveleak in the 2010s." Huh. Just saw "2020s teens when they hear [name of some torture video]." Various bad things happened to you and it is not universal
jokes about funkytown & the like are the edgelord equivalent of "well switching to linux and modding your 3ds are very simple;"
switching to linux is actually pretty simple, though.
first of all. be mindful of the context and dont be rude. secondly. you're a kid replying to two 18+ blogs how did you get here. please go cartoons
dude I'm 19
and what do you mean being rude?
yeah my bad i get the lesser and greater than symbols mixed up i think it's less than ideal to respond to someone complaining about people who constantly talk down to people with the same trite line of "well if you just do My Thing it would be better" im sorry but most people do not have any good reason to switch off windows
...but I didn't say any of that. I just said it was pretty simple.
it is pretty simple,,,,
Sorry you guys had to have this debate. Sadly as we all know 3ds hacking is the liveleak murder video of programming
Wii and Wii U hacking is much easier than 3DS hacking
None of this is hard
I watched LiveLeak and turned out fine
can someone hack my switch?
Who are you people
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
Me, at the local coffee shop: Hey, can I get an objective experience of reality? Blue-haired feminist barista, pronounedly: Oh, you mean a construction of the intellect according to its a priori principles? Me, rolling my eyes: No. I said an objective experience of reality. Barista, too addled by college to understand: So... a phenomenological reality whose grounding in a world of noumena is bracketed? Me: No, an objective experience of reality. Barista: A representation, made of relations to yourself as a subject? Me: No! I want a frickin' objective experience of reality!
Barista: *stares blankly* Person behind me in line: Hey, could you hurry up and order? Some of us are trying to experience a series of mental events which we interpret as going places!
I'm so sorry, I read one of your posts that said we should read all your posts in a kiwi accent. Unfortunalely my only reference for what that sounds like is that parody deck sealant ad. i've been trying NOT to imagine your posts in that voice.😭
I insist. you gotta keep doing the deck voice it's very important to me
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e
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