I change shapes just to hide in this place.

But I'm still an animal.. 25 | Single | Vorshevsky Family

[penelopedusautoir]

I think it is the weather. Usually those on spring break ditch this city for somewhere else, but who knows with them these days. Maybe it is the new trend to stay in the city. 

[jasonvetrov]

I can’t even remember what I thought was cool as a kid. I’m sure staying here isn’t their idea of fun though. 

[aurelie-stclair]

So that’s why my nickname is Nerd. Well now it all makes sense.

Oh no, you’ve been wonderful! Well…except for giving me a huge craving for chocolate, anyway. It’s just I’ve been shut away since the awards, and feel like I’ve forgotten how to be a normal human being? 

Glad you don’t think me as embarrassing as I felt.

[jasonvetrov]

I’d guess so. You’re make me feel like I’m barely passable in modern society and I’m practically made up of Abercrombie model parts.

Why have they been shutting you away Rapunzel? Nah, you’ve been charming.

[vanessasutton-blog]

Probably just you, Jason.

[jasonvetrov]

You sure, Ness’? Everyone else has been saying the same thing. I think I might of gone crazy.

[aurelie-stclair]

Oh my. I can’t handle all of this brand new information. You’re blowing up my mind with the impressive science talk, Geek.

I think a majority of them have forgotten what manners are. But hey, at least there are some good ones left, so it’s not all doom and gloom. They just take a little longer to find! Endearing, hm? Given how this conversation has gone so far, I think I can take endearing…

[jasonvetrov]

You can’t bee a geek if you’re hot. I think the proper term is nerd.

I thought our conversation was going great if we just gloss over the beginning. I mean we’ve made a chocolate bond and everything! 

[katarina--vorshevsky]

I’m glad we agree on that. They’re not a very pleasant bunch. If you enjoy what you do, then that’s all that matters. That makes it much easier to wake up in the morning. I take it that it’s a pretty long list? I generally try to maintain control. I drink all the time, but I pace myself. I do let loose, just in other ways.

[jasonvetrov]

It’s an amazingly long list. I hope to finish it one day, but that day is not soon. Maintain control sounds like quite a sheltered and calculated way to live. If you’re not somehow on a bar-table by the end of the night singing your lungs out, you’re wrong. What are these other ways?

[darcellabelmonte]

You must be on some good shit if you think this is buzzing. I’m almost envious.

[jasonvetrov]

Drugs are bad, mmm’kay?

[penelopedusautoir]

The city is most likely still on a sugar high or the idea of spring being so near has made them want to stop hibernating. 

[jasonvetrov]

The warmth is thawing them out? I like the idea of that. I was guessing some of the kids were out on spring break and tearing up the city.

[maria-damato]

Pleasure Jason. No? And why is that? That’s very… Vague but I’ll take it. Same, I’m here and there, trying to settle down here permanently. Have you lived here long?

[jasonvetrov]

Don’t know, just seems like I’m too young still to be a mister. Your answer isn’t any less vague darling. Kind of. I was uhm, otherwise engaged for awhile but I’ve basically lived here my whole life.

[aurelie-stclair]

All right. You’ve got yourself a deal. Though, now you’ve said that, if you happen to miss your quota and I end up on a chocolate-deprived rage spree, that’s on your head.

Oh no, I really am. Scientific my butt, you just want to laugh at me! Well that’s not a bad thing at all…quite a rarity, actually. A lot of men have gotten far too used to treating women like commodities. I’m not a crazy feminist or anything, but I’d like to think my butt isn’t my only worthwhile quality. 

You seem very smart, if that counts towards me reading you? You also haven’t tried to stab me yet, so I would suspect already you’re more mentally stable than most people around here. I bet you like bacon? Only because everyone likes bacon… 

[jasonvetrov]

I am willing to take that responsibility.

It’s clearly scientific, I’m practically a scientist. I know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Sodium is a fancy way of saying salt. See, grade A scientist here. Yeah, it’s distasteful to say the least. I see a lot of men act like that here though. Bacon..yupp. I accept it you’re horrid. It’s endearing though.

[aurelie-stclair]

You don’t have to apologize. It’s okay. Whilst I might not understand life’s hardships, I can certainly relate to being touchy. We all have our days. Deprive me of chocolate for a few, and you’ll look positively angelic in comparison.

Well, I’m pretty bad at reading people, unfortunately. And by pretty bad I mean horrendous. So I’ll have to take your word on the respectable thing. Don’t go letting me down, stranger.

[jasonvetrov]

How about I promise to make sure you’re always stalked with chocolate so long as you promise to hit me when I’m being particularly cranky. 

You can’t be that bad. How about you give me a try just so I can gauge it. I promise this is for purely scientific reasons and not my own entertainment. I was raised a bit old school. Would do anything for a lady. It’s not particularly feminist but it’s just how I was raised. 

[aaron-plushenko]

I haven’t really noticed, but look at you.. you’re still alive.

[jasonvetrov]

That is my preferred state of existence, funny enough. 

[charlie-hathaway]

Sure.  

[jasonvetrov]

You don’t think so?

[aurelie-stclair]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s always the case. I’ve lived here long enough to pick up on the patterns, though. This is one of them.

Well… I hadn’t realized I was quite so obvious. Either that or you’ve a real talent for reading people, hm? I apologize, regardless…it wasn’t my intention to offend. I suppose I don’t really have any room to lecture about life’s tests.

[jasonvetrov]

Sorry, that was a bit rude especially to a lady like yourself. I guess I’m just a bit touchy tonight. It’s nothing against you or anything. I’m usually more respectable, I promise. Don’t worry though. It’s not obvious. I just like reading people. It’s a talent of mine that I should be more careful of exercising. 

[gracie-mancini]

Great!  I promise you all the questions you can handle and then some.  Really?  I’ve never really thought of that.  Is that something you’ve noticed over time?  My mom used to make them too.  She’d buy bananas specific just to let them ripen up just right.  Of course you do, they’re delicious.  But food does that to you.  It’s a very individual and intimate experience.  

[jasonvetrov]

Yeah, it’s something I’ve picked up on. People lmost always want to be understood so they show themselves in the smallest of things they do. Was your mom as good as yours though? That’s the question. 

[charlie-hathaway]

If you find a girl that actually likes a bad boy, you’ll need to stay as far away from her—or maybe you like crazy.  Who am I to judge?

[jasonvetrov]

Oh, we’re all crazy. Hasn’t anyone told you that? You think you’re normal and then you wake up one day and look back on the night before and realize you’re as fucked up as the rest of them. 

[louis-durand-blog]

I can find it a bit ridiculous at times, but I suppose we should let them have their fun.

[jasonvetrov]

That’s my general way of thinking. Everyone had their vices and virtues. 

[charlie-hathaway]

Do you often advertise your former home and form of employment?

[jasonvetrov]

I didn’t advertise my employment, darling. As far as home why yes I do. I hear the ladies like a bad boy.