The Silliest Werewolf Scientist :3

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Uh, hey there!

I'm Jasper Kaylock, the Society for Arcane Science's very own cryptozoologist! If that's how you spell it, anyway. I just got given this... contraption(???) from the Time Traveler, who said I should make an account on here. What kind of name is "Tumblr"? UH, anyways! I guess I'll give you things to know about me!

I'm a werewolf!

I have a mud phoenix named Christopher (I'll show a picture at the bottom of the post!!)

I name all my animals after other scientists!

I grew up on a farm near the Cotswold.

I attended an academy for science once! (I was kicked out though ]:)

And, I think that's it!

Oh wait, I need the picture of Chris!

There he is!

Anyways, bye!

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Hey there! Everything you need to know about the mod is below ↓

I'm @pencil-wyvern

I use he/they pronouns

I'm aroace

Because I'm aroace, I don't really know how romantic relationships work really. I'm going to write Rachel and Jasper more as a QPR than a romantic relationship (sorry!)

I have a personal headcanon that the wolfsbane works like medicine and if he doesn't take it every month he sometimes turns into a werewolf on the full moon. I will try to incorporate this into some asks

I AM A MINOR!!!! No nsfw asks at all, okay?

DNI IF YOU ARE:

queerphobic

a MAP

sexist

racist

ableist

and anything else on my main's intro post!

That's it I think. Now go! Ask to your heart's content!!

[sex-hiccups]

All I'm saying is that I wasn't supposed to still be here. I didn't think I'd see 21. I was quite sure of it, in fact.

Now, I turn 31 in about a week.

I sing in my car at night to the angsty mixed CDs I made as a teenager, but now with a voice that I can feel rumble in my chest precisely where that heavy feeling used to sit like a bag of concrete.

My beard tickles as it blows in the wind, and my lungs are so full because they are no longer bound.

I sing, and I drive home after kissing someone goodnight who sees every part of all that I am and all I am not and does not flinch.

I go to bed sober.

And everything is not okay. But everything is better.

And I wasn't supposed to be here anymore, after I tried putting myself back in the closet very literally and permanently that October over 10 years ago.

But sometimes belts break. Knots give way.

And now here I am.

Driving and singing, as loud as I can.

Young trans guys, it is absolutely imperative that you stay alive.

Stay alive.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickity do yickity da ping pong lippy tappy too ta

...I don't even know what you're trying to say?? Is this some sort of future language I don't know about? I'm going to ask the Time Traveler if it is.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

So, um. It isn't. It's just some weird phrase people said? No one actually knows what it means, so I'm going to hope you're not insulting me?

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Would you believe me if I said I am from more then a hundred years into the future

This device is from the Time Traveler, who said he was from millions of years in the future. I'm surprised you're only from a bit more than a hundred years in the future, really.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickity do yickity da ping pong lippy tappy too ta

...I don't even know what you're trying to say?? Is this some sort of future language I don't know about? I'm going to ask the Time Traveler if it is.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Taco.

What? Um, okay? Can you at least give me one?

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

does Jekyll and lanyon (and hyde) do gay yes or no

Yes.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

What are your thoughts on the exhibition?

I feel like all of us did good! Most of us got more than two patrons, so I'd say that was a win! Speaking of, I need to get back to my work for Sir Whewill. Bye!

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

can you get me hyde’s autograph PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE IM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN EVER PLEASE IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD

You can just ask Hyde yourself, can't you? Or maybe not, I don't know if he has a blog or not. Maybe I can help him make one!

[the-society-for-arcane-science]

Believe me, he does.

He's just as bothersome on Tumblr as he is in The Society.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

I've learned, as one time he reblogged one of my posts saying he was going to hit me with a fish. To be fair, I did compare him to a cat, but that's not the point!

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

maybe the anon that said i think the Anon that said dingle meant dingle meant the anon that said dingle meant dingle?

...

Nevermind.

[peskyquail]

it gets more convoluted oh god

... but maybe

maybe the anon that said i think the Anon that said dingle meant dingle meant the anon that said dingle meant dingle meant the anon that said dingle meant dingle or something

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Is this just going to be my blog's legacy now? This weird "anon said dingle" pattern? Is this all I will ever be known for on the internet? Why. Why are you all like this.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

What do you think of Jekylls relationship with Lanyon? For uh.. research purposes.

I think it's very sweet! Too bad that they don't get to speak all too often anymore, with Jekyll traveling around the world and all that.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Any opinions on Lanyon? :]

I don't know him all too well, but he is definitely good at the finances for this place!! I help him sometimes. He's not the nicest to me, but we work well enough as colleagues.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

As meat tasted any better since you’ve turned? I’m just curious since wolfs are carnivores.

It's only really sheep and chicken, and I don't have sheep all too much, so the only one I really know tastes better is chicken.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

I really wanna give Chris so many headpats if I can, look at em, so cute and small! The perfect kinds of companions. Am I right?

I agree! He's so cute!!! :3

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

So an escalator is like, well think of stairs. Think of a staircase, and it moves. It’s like a revolving staircase. Some go up and some go down and its basically a staircase that you can just stand on a step of it and not have to climb up it because it moves up or down

Oh! Seems convenient.

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

Are you at all afraid of Hyde?

Uhh, not by much I would say, he can definitely be creepy when he wants to though. Most of the time he just looks like he's imitating a cat to be honest. Don't tell him I said that.

[th-1ndonly-edward-fucking-hyde]

A CAT?? A FUCKING CAT?? ILL CORNOBBLE YOU

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

What does cornobble even mean- oh. A fish? Specifically a fish? No other animals? Um, okay. Would that even hurt much? I'm still running though. BYE EVERYBODY!!

[jasper-kaylock-rp]

What did you think of emojis? And what are your top 5 ones?

I don't actually use emoji's too often, but I do use emoticons! Which are apparently different things, according to the Time Traveler. He still hasn't even given us his name! If I were to rate them, it would probably be:

:3

>:) or >:(

T_T

:P

._.