jasper

he/him, 19, all art tagged with #jasperberrypie tags all suggestive with #cw suggestive ^w^

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[jasperberrypie]

muppet joker if you're hearing this pls save me

[tidalpooles]

King of nothing

[kuno2480]

2 faces of the same coin

[kaijusaur]

Narumitsu in the courtroom is a given

[yokoussy]

klavier Gavin supermodel of the world

[cultcalling]

Neap on tha beach for my friend @fringession

[burririto]

burrito mspaint chronicles #1: "Canon event"

[captainspacefox]

don't worry Mika you're doing this right

[megafavna]

yeen

[the-muppet-joker]

muppet joker is it okay to be mildly parasocial about you

Frankly I don't know how it's Only Mildly, I know each of you by name my little mupplings and we are bestest friends forever okay ❤️ yay

[the-muppet-joker]

Have you ever considered seam ripper play?

EXCELLENT SUGGESTION. You are promoted to Head Puppet Erotica Advisor effective immediately. Guards! Show this anon to their new chambers and feed them some grapes with your bare hands. Seam Ripper Play! Oh ho ho *I laugh heartily and shake my goblet of wine*

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[bionicle216]

Oughh the wrights🥹🥹

yes phoenix use your adopted magical daughter to cheat at poker YESSSS KINGG Oh my god I love you the wright family💞💞 (JUST REALIZED THIS WAS SPOILERS IM SORRY GUYS I DIDINT MEAN IT..)

Idk since I’m adding the cut I feel like I should add more take my parappa phoenix

[mojodraws]

[ricephobic]

some of these pokemon need to chill