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The Part-time Time-traveller

You may find this hard to believe, but I once built a time machine. It was made from mostly wires and a clock from the local recycling center. I assembled it by putting the clock on top of the wires making the clock run backwards, and, attaching the wires to myself, I went back in time.

Person 1 (p1) and person 2 (p2) are both at 0. P1 goes back 1 second. P2 goes forward 1 second.

                                        9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1-0+1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

I found out that I went back too far in time! To the time of the dinosaurs! I took the wires off the time machine. I got teleported to the current time though at the time of the dinosaurs I saw a T.Rex that said: Professor Ty.

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my day

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camping

you should camp with a tent

you should also use campfires

big tents and campfires

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rain

rain can be good for a trout

rain can be good for a drought

rain can go invade the land 

but the rain cannot spell and

and it won’t go in and out 

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rain

rain can be good for a trout

rain can be good for a drought

rain can go invade the land 

but the rain cannot spell and

and it won't go in and out 

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trees 2

trees can be what you can see

trees:birch redwood acacia

trees can be near jungles

and they can be in jungles

you can get wood from cool trees

and you can get leaves also

you can climb up tall, tall trees

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sports

foosball is a really cool game

it is really not lame

you can play foosball

although you might not win at all

you do not aim

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cars

cars can drive around all day

and they will not fly away

you can drive a car around

you can only, not a hound

if you don't have a horse it won't neigh

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hawaii

Hawaii is tropical.There is a colossal volcano with red, hot lava flowing  from it.It's an archipelago.Hawaii can be very fun.

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skateboarding

skateboarding is fun

that is not a pun 

you can skateboard all around

but you might get lost and found

it feels like you run

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summer

you might really need a fan

summer must be really hot

 summer is hot/warm

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whales

some whales are very bright blue 

they can swim to you

they are so big you say oo

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kite

kites can be shaped like diamonds

you can fly them around fast

they can also fly up up

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animals

food from frogs are festivals

yum! yaks are yummy yummy

super sandwiches from snakes 

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food 2

yummy food is really good

it is very edible

I like eating good pizza

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food

food is really good

you can eat food like a pig

taxes are not there

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swimming

swimming is an awesome sport

you can swim in a cool pool 

there is a very hot tub

and the pool is nice and cool

sometimes it is 8 feet deep

you can swim across the pool

you can hang around all day