[tries]

nicki minaj is 30

[squatting-deactivated20140311]

how

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

she was born 30 years ago

[whelvenwings]

Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn’t sneak in any ads and doesn’t have an algorithm and doesn’t watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It’s just right there to use for free. Legend

[tinymeatgang]

I SAID MUTHAFUCKIN GAY RIGHTS

[outofcontextdiscord]

[gabrielgirl]

[boobachu]

she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman

[gabrielgirl]

this is literally the only funny comment on this entire post because it is so incomprehensible. thank you

[guerrillatech]

[loveliesttime]

new year’s eve more like happy anniversary troy and gabriella

[cakejam]

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[peri-space-dorito]

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

one of these days im going to say the F word

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

then youll be sorry

[kedreeva]

we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[plague-o]

There's something about tea that is so homely and comforting. Something about it that coffee cannot live up to.

I wish I could stomach tea but it makes me feel so sick and my head always hurts whilst drinking it :(

[everythingfox]

“Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair.”

(Source)

[cashcutie]

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

[everythingfox]

Colourful Suki

Sukiicat

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life