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[moniquill]

[perv3rted-kitten-deactivated202]

Thank god

[omabell-illustriert]

Finally

[adi-fitri]

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather.

[eggboy1187]

thank you death who speaks in all caps gothic bold font

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[simone-lotus]

More Varric doodles. Bonus because he’s wet

[sofiemystique]

Inspired by a Gale post I just saw

[quiet-but-not-blind]

…Lizzy

[fluffycakesistainted]

#this is so freaking funny (itspileofgoodthings)

[koboldspucke]

#adaptations really do often underplay how much#pride and prejudice#darcy’s ‘unexpected’ proposal#is basically the ‘did you just flirt with me’ ‘have been for the past [few months] but thanks for noticing’ meme#like this scene#or the one where Lizzy and him are ALONE in the Collins’ house talking about women marrying and moving far from home#& he’s trying to suss out whether she’d be cool with marrying him and living far away from her own home#and she is like ‘well obviously it’s fine if you have enough money to afford the travel’ and he’s like ‘oh?!? and uhhh…#you’re not super attached to your home yourself are you? like you’d be fine with not constantly visiting [your weird embarrassing family]?’#SHE IS SO CLUELESS

[ri-writing]

This is why I always say that Pride & Prejudice is not Enemies To Lovers.

Elizabeth is in a one-sided-enemies to lovers story. The book from Elizabeth’s point of view: Darcy: [compliments her] Elizabeth: This man is insulting me. Darcy: [gets up his nerve and asks her to dance after she makes a big deal of liking dancing] Elizabeth: He is trying to make me feel uncomfortable! Darcy: [tries to make conversation about something he thinks she is interested in] Elizabeth: I’m not sure what his angle is, but it must be awful since he said that one unflattering thing about me to his friend in a conversation I eavesdropped on! And also, hot!George says he’s an ass, so clearly him being nice to me must be nefarious!!!

Darcy, meanwhile, is over here in all his awkwardness thinking he’s doing a really good job of flirting with the girl he likes. He’s doing so well. It’s actually working! At first it seemed too good to be true, but she’s saying all the right things! She’s telling him how to meet up with her so they can spend time together! She’s putting up with his awful aunt and still lets him visit her despite all of that! He’s done it! He’s got the girl! He’s planning their wedding because he’s getting an A in romance, you guys.

[motheatenmoonlight]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[pukicho]

Here man. some Shrapnel for you

[laramieslims]

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

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BongWater

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

[callmedaisy]

Vintage book covers

[ursadtoy]

i strive to make my room look like this

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[housederiva]

Purple Hawkes we’re so back

[ree-duh]

The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

[amenidro]