Something Witty

[disciplc-archive-blog]

“What makes you say that?”

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Yer accent.”

[pyxisv]

“It does mean incredibly damaged.”

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Won’t know fer sure if I don’t take a look at it.”

[disciplc-archive-blog]

“Yeah, of course. Here you go. And hey, thanks for lookin’ at it on the spot. I appreciate it.”

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Course.”

“Ya ain’t from around here, are ya?”

[disciplc-archive-blog]

“Nothing…nothing, sorry.”

“What do I owe you?”

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Alright... Two should cover it. Don’t look too bad. Might be more dependin’ on what alls wrong.”

[disciplc-archive-blog]

I can’t believe he ruined my fuckin’ bike again. Pardon my French, but…fuck.

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Uh... what?”

[saphjimenez]

Yeah, I knew I was fucked the second it hit the ground.

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“What’d ya let it do that for?”

[pyxisv]

“I gathered that much, seeing as theres smoke coming out of it.”

[jaspermccleary-blog]

“Smoke don’t always mean broke.”

[nari-chou]

Oh? My apologies, then. And I guess it’ll be fine. This thing is pretty old as it is, so it shouldn’t surprise me that it might be looking at it’s end. 

What do you specialize in, then? If I may ask.

[jaspermccleary-blog]

Yer fine. If it’s that old you should get a new one.

Hogs an’ cars. Mainly hogs.

[nari-chou]

What? Oh, yeah. The screen is a bit scratched… but it’s fixable right?

[jaspermccleary-blog]

I dunno. That ain’t my specialty.

[tamsinspencer-blog]

Oh. C’mon, gimme some good news. Like, you’re gonna fix it for free, right?

[jaspermccleary-blog]

Lady, I ain’t no charity.

[jaspermccleary-blog]

Pretty sure yer shit’s broke.