rp prompts & musings !

sideblog. requests are open!

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𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 !!

so- here are things that you can request !! 

ideas / themes for sentence prompts 

sentence prompts from songs 

ideas / sayings for musings 

lyrics / songs for musings 

ideas or themes for non-sentence memes 

what I won’t do:  

explicitly nsfw starters 

starters from TV shows or movies 

starters involving themes such as inc*st, p*doph*lia, r*pe or s*lf h*rm 

[ratcarney]

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

[badassunicorn2016]

Writing Tip June 4th

A list of body language phrases.

I’ve included a very comprehensive list, organized by the type of body movement, hand and arm movements, facial expressions etc. In some cases, a phrase fits more than one heading, so it may appear twice. Possible emotions are given after each BL phrase unless the emotion is indicated within the phrase. (They are underlined for emphasis, not due to a hyperlink.)

Note: I’ve included a few body postures and body conditions as they are non-verbal testimony to the character’s physical condition.

Have fun and generate your own ideas.:-)

Eyes, Brows and Forehead

arched a sly brow:  sly, haughty

blinked owlishly:  just waking, focusing, needs glasses

brows bumped together in a scowl:  worried, disapproving, irritated

brows knitted in a frown: worried, disapproval, thoughtful

bug-eyed:  surprised, fear, horror

cocky wink and confident smile:  over confidence, arrogant, good humor, sexy humor

eyes burned with hatred: besides hatred this might suggest maniacal feelings

eyes flashed: fury, defiance, lust, promise, seduction

eyes rolled skyward: disbelief, distrust, humor

forehead puckered:  thoughtful, worried, irritation

frustration crinkled her eyes

gaze dipped to her décolletage: sexual interest, attraction, lust

gimlet-eyed/narrowed eyes: irritation, thoughtful, mean, angry

gleam of deviltry:  humor, conniving, cunning

kept eye contact but her gaze became glazed: pretending interest where there is none/bordom

narrowed to crinkled slits:  angry, distrust

nystagmic eyes missed nothing (constantly shifting eyes):  Shifty

pupils dilated:  interested, attraction to opposite sex, fear

raked her with freezing contempt

slammed his eyes shut:  stunned, furious, pain

squinted in a furtive manner:  fearful, sneaky

stared with cow eyes:  surprised, disbelief, hopeful, lovestruck

subtle wink:  sexy, humor/sharing a joke, sarcasm

unrelenting stare: distrust, demanding, high interest, unyielding

Place To Place, Stationary Or Posture

ambled away:  relaxed, lazy

barged ahead:  rude, hurried

battled his way through the melee:  desperate, anger, alarm

cruised into the diner:  easy-going, feeling dapper, confident

dawdled alongside the road:  lazy, deliberate delay for motives, unhurried, relaxed

dragged his blanket in the dirt:   sadness/depressed, weary

edged closer to him:  sneaky, seeking comfort, seeking protection, seeking an audience

he stood straighter and straightened his tie:  sudden interest, sexual attraction

held his crotch and danced a frantic jig: demonstrates physical condition – he has to pee

hips rolled and undulated:  sexy walk, exaggerating for sex appeal

hovered over them with malice/like a threatening storm: here it’s malice, but one may hover for many reasons.

hunched over to look shorter:  appear inconspicuous, ashamed of actions, ashamed of height

leaped into action feet hammering the marbled floor:  eager, fear, joyous

long-legged strides:  hurried, impatient

lumbered across:  heavy steps of a big man in a hurry

minced her way up to him: timid, sneaky, insecure, dainty or pretense at dainty

paced/prowled the halls:  worried, worried impatience, impatient, diligently seeking pivoted on his heel and took off:  mistaken and changes direction, following orders, hurried, abrupt change of mind, angry retreat

plodded down the road:  unhurried, burdened, reluctant

practiced sensual stroll:  sexy, showing off

rammed her bare foot into her jeans: angry, rushed

rocked back and forth on his heels: thoughtful, impatiently waiting

sagged against the wall:  exhausted, disappointment

sallied forth:  confident, determined

sashayed her cute little fanny:  confident, determined, angered and determined

shrank into the angry crowd:  fear, insecure, seeking to elude

sketched a brief bow and assumed a regal pose: confident, mocking, snooty, arrogant skidded to an abrupt halt: change of heart, fear, surprise, shock

skulked on the edges of the crowd: sneaky, ashamed, timid

slithered through the door:  sneaky, evil, bad intentions

stormed toward her, pulling up short when: anger with a sudden surprise

swaggered into the class room:  over confident, proud, arrogant, conceited

tall erect posture:  confidence, military bearing

toe tapped a staccato rhythm:  impatience, irritation

tottered/staggered unsteadily then keeled over:  drunk, drugged, aged, ill

waltzed across the floor:  happy, blissful, exuberant, conceited, arrogant

Head Movement

cocked his head:  curiosity, smart-alecky, wondering, thoughtful

cocked his head left and rolled his eyes to right corner of the ceiling:  introspection

droop of his head: depressed, downcast, hiding true feelings

nodded vigorously: eager

tilted her head to one side while listening:  extreme interest, possibly sexual interest

Mouth And Jaw

a lackluster smile:  feigning cheerfulness

cigarette hung immobile in mouth: shock, lazy, uncaring, relaxed casualness

clinched his jaw at the sight:  angered, worried, surprised

curled her lips with icy contempt

expelled her breath in a whose:  relief, disappointment

gagged at the smell: disgust, distaste

gapped mouth stare:  surprised, shock, disbelief

gritted his teeth:  anger, irritation, holding back opinion

inhaled a sharp breath:  surprise, shock, fear, horror

licked her lips:  nervous, sexual attraction

lips primed: affronted, upset, insulted

lips pursed for a juicy kiss

lips pursed like she’d been chewing a lemon rind: dislike, angry, irritated, sarcasm

lips screwed into: irritation, anger, grimace, scorn

lips set in a grim line: sorrow, worried, fear of the worst

pursed her lips:  perturbed, waiting for a kiss

scarfed down the last biscuit:  physical hunger, greed

slack-mouthed:  total shock, disbelief

slow and sexy smile:  attraction, seductive, coy

smacked his lips: anticipation

smile congealed then melted into horror

smile dangled on the corner of his lips: cocky, sexy

smirked and tossed her hair over her shoulder:  conceit, sarcasm, over confident

sneered and flicked lint off his suit: sarcasm, conceit

spewed water and spit: shock

stuck out her tongue: humor, sarcasm, teasing, childish

toothy smile:  eagerness, hopeful

wary smile surfaced on her lips

Nose

nose wrinkled in distaste/at the aroma

nostrils flared:  anger, sexual attraction

nose in the air:  snooty, haughty

Face in General

crimson with fury

handed it over shame-faced

jutted his chin: confident, anger, forceful

managed a deadpan expression:  expressionless

muscles in her face tightened:  unsmiling, concealing emotions, anger, worried

rested his chin in his palm and looked thoughtful

rubbed a hand over his dark stubble:  thoughtful, ashamed of his appearance

screwed up her face:  anger, smiling, ready to cry, could almost be any emotion

sneered and flicked lint off his suit: conceit, derision, scorn

Arm and Hand

a vicious yank

arm curled around her waist, tugging her next to him:  possessive, pride, protective

bit her lip and glanced away:  shy, ashamed, insecure

brandished his fist:  anger, threatening, ready to fight, confident, show of pride

clamped his fingers into tender flesh:  anger, protective, wants to inflict pain

clenched his dirty little fists: stubborn, angry

clapped her hands on her hips, arms crooked like sugar bowel handles:  anger, demanding, disbelief

constantly twirled her hair and tucked it behind her ear:  attracted to the opposite sex, shy crossed his arms over his chest: waiting, impatient, putting a barrier

crushed the paper in his fist:  anger, surrender, discard

dived into the food: hunger, eager, greedy

doffed his hat:  polite gesture, mocking, teasing

doodled on the phone pad and tapped the air with her foot:  bored, inattention, introspection

drummed her fingers on the desk:  impatient, frustrated, bored

fanned her heated face with her hands: physically hot, embarrassed, indicating attraction

fiddled with his keys: nervous, bored

firm, palm to palm hand shake:  confident, honest

flipped him the bird: sarcastic discard

forked his fingers through his hair for the third time:  disquiet/consternation, worry, thoughtful

handed it over shame-faced:  guilt, shame

held his crotch and danced a frantic jig:  physical need to relieve himself

limp hand shake:  lack of confidence, lack of enthusiasm

propped his elbow on his knee: relaxed, thoughtful

punched her pillow:  restless, can’t sleep, angry

rested his chin in his palm:  thoughful, worried

scratched his hairy belly and yawned:  indolent, bored, lazy, relaxed, just waking

shoulders lifted in a shrug:  doubtful, careless discard

slapped his face in front of God and country:  enraged, affronted/insulted

snapped a sharp salute:  respect, sarcastic gesture meaning the opposite of respect

snapped his fingers, expecting service:  arrogant, lack of respect, self-centered

sneered and flicked lint off his suit

spread her arms wide: welcoming,  joy, love

stabbed at the food: anger, hunger, determined

stood straighter and smoothed his tie:  sudden interest, possible sexual interest

stuffed his hands in his pockets: self-conscious, throwing up a barrier

sweaty handshake:  nervous, fearful

touched his arm several times while explaining:  sign of attraction, flattery, possessive

wide sweep of his arms:  welcoming, all inclusive gesture, horror

Sitting or Rising

collapsed in a stupor:  exhausted, drunk, drugged, disbelief

enthroned himself at the desk:  conceit, pronouncing or taking ownership

exploded out of the chair:  shock, eager, anger, supreme joy

roosted on the porch rail like a cock on a hen house roof:  claiming ownership, conceit, content

sat, squaring an ankle over one knee:  relaxed and open

slouched/wilted in a chair and paid languid attention to:  drowsy, lazy, depressed, disinterest, sad, totally relaxed, disrespectful

squirmed in his chair: ill at ease, nervous, needs the bathroom

Recline

flung himself into the bed: sad, depressed, exhausted, happy

prostrated himself: surrender, desperate, miserable, powerless, obsequious, fawning, flattering

punched her pillow:  can’t sleep, anger, frustrated

threw himself on the floor kicking and screaming: tantrum

Entire body and General

body stiffened at the remark:  offended, anger, alerted

body swayed to music:  dreamy, fond memories, enjoys the music

bounced in the car seat, pointing:  excitement, fear, eager

cowered behind his brother:  fear, shyness, coward, desperate

curled into a ball:  sorrow, fear, sleepy, defensive

heart galloping:  anxiety, joy, eager

held his crotch and danced a frantic jig

humped over his cane, each step shaking and careful: pain, aged

inhaled a deep breath and blew out slowly: buying time to find words/thoughtful, reconciled

quick and jerky like rusty cogs on a wheel:  unsure of actions, self-conscious, tense, edgy

rocked back and forth on his heels:  impatient, cocky, gleeful

manhandled the woman into a corner:  bully, anger

slumped shoulders: defeat, depressed, sad, surrender

stiff-backed:  priggish, haughty, affronted

stood straighter and straightened his tie:  sexual interest, wants to make an impression

stooped and bent: aged, arthritic, in pain

stretched extravagantly and yawned:  tired, bored, unconcerned

sweating uncontrollably: nervous, fear, guilt

tall erect posture:  confidence, military bearing

was panting now at:  afraid, exhausted, out of breath, sexual excitement

-Sharla Rae

[jaspersresources]

send me ✎  and i’ll fill out this touch meme for my muse ! 

template also under the cut ! ( template is not mine. ): 

[sleepy-and-anxious]

Right my dudes, I wanna talk about how the advice of “real writers write every day” is damaging af. 

Sure, it sounds good on paper, but as soon as you realise that a lot of writers (especially on tumblr) are 1) perfectionists 2) anxious messes 3) don’t have the best mental health situations you start to see really unhealthy behaviours being shown. Like, I’ve seen people on here work themselves to burnout then try to write through it, beat themselves up and berate themselves for only writing a little bit or not at all, and I myself have a habit of obsessive and unhealthy workaholic tendencies aka my dad said he was taking a day off a few days ago and my reply was “lol whats that” because i’ll work myself till im ill because im being productive so its okay. 

But it isn’t. Not really. 

I think we all need to have a talk about how its okay to take breaks and that the ‘write something every day’ thought is kinda a screwy thing to tell young writers and we need to look out for each other. I know there are healthy ways of writing everyday (I’ll write 100 words today bc progress is still progress etc) which is fine and good !!!! but its needs to become a thing where it is totally a ok to take a break and read a good book or watch netflix instead for the day my dudes

[jaspersresources]

send me  ◬  to find my muse extremely distraught. add  “ + REVERSE ”  for my muse to find yours. 

to specify: my muse is the muse of the person who reblogged the meme, your muse is the muse of the sender !! 

[jaspersresources]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘 | 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟓 / ?  

𝟏 | 𝟐 | 𝟑 | 𝟒 

“ it smells like piss and pop-tarts. “

“ in order to secure baby in your arsenal - you, yourself, must become baby. “

“ honestly, in that kind of weather, I would wanna be in jail. “

“ he/she/they don’t have a job, bro. “

“ GOOD. YOU DESERVE TO CRY. “

“ fuck off, you unfeeling thing. “

“ i was so nervous, i barfed. “

“ why did I have a stroke ? “

“ jUliEt … bE mY fRiEnD …. “

“ I have acne ? :( “  

“ oh, we’re still friends — I thought everyone unfriended me when I went to prison. “

“ I’M OUT OF BABY JAAAAAAIL !!! MY PAROLE !!!! I’M GETTIN’ OUT TOMORROW !!!!!!! “

“ I just have many thoughts. “

“ it’s my BIRTHDAY so now I can be a PORNSTAR ! “

“ oh … you don’t have a father. I forgot about that. “

“ jokes on you, I’ve risen long ago. “

“ i’m an adult, i can show my boobies on the internet and nobody can sue me. “

“ i hate underwear. “

“ iiiiii have to poop. “

“ I would also like to exclude [ name ] but I can't because of you two whores. “

“ so this other app says i’m only moderately obese. “

“ have you ever seen my baboon ? “

“ you have a baboon ?! “

“ well I did, but someone stole it. “

“ this is your 10 cents, right ?  you gave it to me, it’s not like - it’s not like i brought it from home or anything. “

“ do you want me to take it out of my mouth ? “

“ i forgot my favourite cereal. “

“ i’m kinda sad that we cancelled [ name ] — are/is he/she/they uncancelled ? can we uncancel him/her/them ? “

“ yeah, just because you lost your memory doesn’t mean you can go around pooping on other people’s hospital beds. why did we even save you ? “

“ thanks, nurse coffee. “

“ don’t even get me started on cotton-eyed-joe. “

“ I TOLD YEW NOT TO BRING UP THAT NAME IN MAH HOUSE. “

“ you wanted them earrings, i’m gonna give you them earrings. “

“ it’s okay, it’s a sexy death. “

“ ALRIGHT - it’s REALLY a party in the back. “

“ he’s requested a mullet. “

“ no !  he’s pooping in the hallways !! clean up on aisle five. this is not acceptable. “

“ I don’t feel bad for manipulative lil twats. “

“ thank you, I was an english major. “

“ remember when i sat on the trunk and fell right through it ? “

“ go to AO3 and read a fanfic, you whore. “

[jaspersresources]

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 - 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐈𝐋 | 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

this is purely because this song makes me feel some type of way

“ I want to know how it will end. “

“ I want to be sure of what it will cost. ”

“ I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me. ”

“ I want you to call me on your drug phone. ”

“ I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later. ”

“ I want to be there when you learn the cost of desire. ”

“ I want you to understand that my malevolence is just a way to win. ”

“ I want the name of the ruiner. ”

“ I want matches in case I have to suddenly burn. ”

“ I want you to know that being kind is overrated. ”

“ I want to write my secret across your sky. ”

“ I want to watch you lose control. ”

“ I want to watch you lose. ”

“ I want to know exactly what it's going to take. ”

“ I want to see you insert yourself into glory. ”

“ I want your touches to scar me so I'll know where you've been. ”

“ I want you to watch when I go down in flames. ”

“ I want a list of atrocities done in your name. ”

“ I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back. ”

“ I want to remember when my nightmares were clearer. ”

“ I want to be there when your hot black rage rips wide open. ”

“ I want to taste my own kind. ”

“ I want to be wrapped in cold wet sheets to see if it's different on this side. ”

“ I want you to come on strong. ”

“ I want to leave you out in the cold. ”

“ I want the exact same thing but different. “

“ I want some soft drugs...some soft, soft drugs. “

“ I want to throw you. “

“ I want you to know: I know. ”

“ I want to know if you read me. “

“ I want to swing with my eyes shut and see what I hit. “

“ I want to know just how much you hate me, so I can predict what you'll do. “

“ I want you to know the wounds are self-inflicted. “

“ I want a controlling interest. “

“ I want to be somewhere beautiful when I die. “

“ I want to be your secret hater. “

“ I want to stop destroying you, but I can't. “

“ — And I want, and I want, and I want, and I will always be hungry. ”

[jaspersresources]

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. 

 " It’s rude to stare. “ 

 “ can I help you ? “ 

“ hellooo ? anyone in there ? you’re staring. “ 

“ you’ve been staring at that guy/girl/person for like ... five minutes. “ 

“ you know you’re staring, right ? “

 “ do you know him/her/them ? “ 

“ something familiar about her/him/them ? you seem pretty interested in them. “

 “ why are you looking at her/him/them like that ? have/has she/he/they done something ? ” 

 “ take a picture, it’ll last longer. “ 

 “ stop looking at me. “ 

 “ what ? have I got three heads ? “ 

“ why are you looking at me like that ? “ 

 “ observing my talents, are you ? “ 

 “ you’re creeping me out, looking at me like that ... “ 

 “ I don’t like the way you’re looking at me. “ 

 “ oh, staring contest ? “

 “ is there something on my face ? “

[jaspersresources]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘: 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟒 / ? 

1 | 2 | 3 

“ green face mcgee ( derogatory ). “

“ why must substance abuse have me by the balls ? “

“  mmmm i’m rubbing my tittes for the tacooos. “

“ you just need to stick a dildo to the wall under it. a wall dildo. “

“ livers are good, nice things. “

“ NNNNNGGGGGGG GIVE IT TO MEEEEE. “

“ she a useless lesbian. “  /   “ he a useless gay. “  /  “ they a useless queer. “

“ MNNNGH i’m having an erection. “

“ please can you put on pants cos I’m worrying about the neighbours seeing your bum. ”

“ tell her/him/them ‘ no you can’t ‘, and the neighbours can see your bum all they want. “

“ I parade around the house half naked on a normal day, no defence needed. “

“ heteronormativity & the patriarchy - her / his / their 2 biggest foes. “

“ when i said pretty sure - what i meant was 100% certain. “

“ i wanna put this taco in my vagina. “

“ mmm beefy queefy. “

“ when I put those shoes on it’s Over for Everyone. “

“ i ended up in louisiana when i was 19 because of that movie. “

“ the lady kept telling me I'm gonna die. “

“ i’ve been flying solo since the day i flew out of the vag tube. “

“ i was like ‘ yeah u got some big shoes to fill my dude ... ‘ and guess what ... u have small feet’. “

“ you can have the tricycle piece - tryke for the dyke ! “

“ YOU WANNA DANCE, HOTDOG ?! “

“ long story short, I am a coward. “

“ sad in poetic way, those are like the last words said in a movie that makes you a special kind of sad. “

“ stab me not … or stab me anyways. “

“ so my question is - should I be salty ? “

“ i would gladly accept your treats, madame /sir / your highness, but i’m afraid I haven’t needed to eat in 3000 years. “

[jaspersresources]

                                     — && I stop && I  w o n d e r;                                                                   is the evil  in  m e ?                                                    

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PROJECTHEART’S TAG A HEART CAMPAIGN   

the community has been hurting over the past several weeks and after countless attempts to try and unite the community it has seemed as if all hope has been lost.  however, you have the ability to write a compliment to spread joy to another person.  we invite you and desperately ask that you DOWNLOAD these hearts and repost them onto you blog only to tag those who you’d like to spread the message too.  it may be a graphic with a simple heart on it, but the idea behind it is to reach out to your mutuals, friends, and loved ones.  tag one person or tag multiple!  use one heart or use mutliple hearts!  spread these messages as far and wide as you can!  for anymore questions or new campaigns follow our main page here!  

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

Resources For Writing Deaf, Mute, or Blind Characters

Despite the fact that I am not deaf, mute, or blind myself, one of the most common questions I receive is how to portray characters with these disabilities in fiction.

As such, I’ve compiled the resources I’ve accumulated (from real life deaf, mute, or blind people) into a handy masterlist.

Deaf Characters:

Deaf characters masterpost

Deaf dialogue thread

Dialogue with signing characters (also applies to mute characters.)

A deaf author’s advice on deaf characters

Dialogue between deaf characters

Mute Characters

Life as a Mute

My Silent Summer:  Life as a Mute

What It’s Like Being Mute

21 People Reveal What It’s Really Like To Be Mute

I am a 20 year old Mute, ask me anything at all!

Blind Characters:

The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Blind Characters.

@referenceforwriters masterpost of resources for writing/playing blind characters.

The youtube channel of the wonderful Tommy Edison, a man blind from birth with great insight into the depiction of blind people and their lives.

An Absolute Write thread on the depiction of blind characters, with lots of different viewpoints and some great tips.

And finally, this short, handy masterpost of resources for writing blind characters.

Characters Who Are Blind in One Eye

4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With One Eye

Learning to Live With One Eye

Adapting to the Loss of an Eye

Adapting to Eye Loss and Monocular Vision

Monocular Depth Perception

Deaf-Blind Characters

What Is It Like To Be Deafblind?

Going Deaf and Blind in a City of Noise and Lights

Deaf and Blind by 30

Sarita is Blind, Deaf, and Employed (video)

Born Deaf and Blind, This Eritrean American Graduated Harvard Law School (video)

A Day of a Deaf Blind Person

Lesser Known Things About Being Deafblind

How the Deaf-Blind Communicate

Early Interactions With Children Who Are Deaf-Blind

Raising a DeafBlind Baby

If you have any more resources to add, let me know!  I’ll be adding to this post as I find more resources.

I hope this helps, and happy writing!  <3

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

Updated with more resources, specifically for characters who are blind in one eye.

[jaspersresources]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘 | 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟑 / ?

a collection of sentence starters that are just, well - shit me and my friends say. 

“ cos I be like. english english wee bit of english aye occhh nawww. “

“ I did not need to be called out like this. “

“ I love how you have a detached, prominent black mustache. “

“ because .. she's fuckin’ freaky. “

“ ah yes, because she/he/they loves being a creep. “

“ the clash of the doms, an epic battle of the mind and spirit. “

“ ive been parading around naked. “

“ [ name ], why are you so gross ? “

“ the subbiest sub in the world, a Good Boy. “

" i slipped a baby clown down there. "

“ what is knobs ? “

“ y’all my dog has Bony Feet.”

“ vibe check but i judge you on whether or not i think you've got a hairy asshole. “

“ even when I am clean shaven I have a hairy asshole. “

“ i'm gonna read this tomorrow and immediately jump out the window. “

“ time is faster than me. “

“pillows don’t just turn into rocks bro.”

“ YA WANT ME TO SQUAT AND COUUUGHH ?~ “

“ hmmm … sounds dumb. “

“ i want her to murder me violently. “

“ a bitch be queer. “

“ I did play with my ponies ! they all BURNED in the fire ! “

“ y’all this bitch saying that the table's not the prettiest thing he’s/she’s/they’ve seen. “

“ grr. I will contact the authorities. “

“ how does [ name ] feel about knee armpits ? “

“ let her out. “

“ welcome to the squad, it assembles once every blue moon. “

“ I don't think we would fit. “

" ‘accidentally’ stab her back !! “

“ IT’S YOUR FATE. YOU MUST OWN THE CHILD’S TOOTH. IT IS IN THE PROPHECY. “

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send me a  🎲   and i’ll come up with a random AU for our muses.

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𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - 𝐈 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐖 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖 | 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

“ when the morning comes and I wake up miles away, any other day it's all the same. “

“ with the rising sun there's a hunger born again. “

“ and the shortest road to the sunset doesn't turn, it's what I gotta learn every day. “

“ just a few more miles to the point of no return, oh the way is plain. “

“ the way is plain. “

“ oh, love, you gimme what I need - you take like a one armed bandit. “

“ be my strength, be my portion. “

“ oh, love, you gimme what I need to live by your one commandment. “

“ take away my prize so I never have to lose. “

“ never gonna lose or play the game. “

“ take away desire so I never have to choose, or lay the blame. “

“ keep me up all night so I never have to wake. “

“ never gonna break away again. “

“ give me no advice that I ever have to take. “

“ oh, be not my friend. “

“ no, you’re not my friend. “

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍’𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐇 | 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

“ pray god you can cope. “

“ I stand outside this woman's work, this woman's world. “

“ it's hard on the man. “

“ now his part is over, Now starts the craft of the father. “

“ I know you've got a little life in you yet. “

“ I know you've got a lot of strength left. “

“ I should be crying, but I just can't let it show. “

“ I should be hoping. “

“ I can't stop thinking of all the things I should've said, that I never said. “

“ all the things we should've done, though we never did. “

“ All the things I should've given, but I didn’t. “

“ oh, darling, make it go away. “

“ give me these moments back. “

“ give them back to me. “

“ give me that little kiss. “

“ give me your hand. “