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When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

kumagawa

tIEN RACIST AS FUCK

deadtoortles-deactivated2012123

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

wewillavenge-it

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

ch-cago

glasses

heruin

i think almost is the saddest word there could be. "i almost kissed her" "we almost made it through" "it almost happened" its a word used when you expect a certain thing to happen, but life turns into another direction, and you’re just stuck there wishing.

Maa (via sixtyy-two)

shortvideosandstuff

christinefriar

alexander

Aren’t tomatos always real?

chingchongasian

not fake ones

bombing

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

dantheman2033

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

bombing

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

silasbctwinss

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ruinedchildhood

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thisisntgoodbi-deactivated20160

Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.