Jess's little screams into the void

I'm Jess (she/they). I'm 1/2 of Wannabe Games, where I make TTRPGs! I made MoonPunk and The Means of Magick! wannabegames.itch.io

[jawska]

Even though everyone told me that Fridays are bad days for Kickstarters, I wanted to have my witchy game go live on Friday the 13th. It worked out!

[breathing-stories]

⚠️ And we’re liiiiiiive!! ⚠️

51 TTRPG fragments ready to slip into your modern fantasy game, or smashed together to create your own! 🤩

Who’s gonna be the first backer? 👀👀

https://gamefound.com/en/projects/long-tail-games/tiny-library-modern-fantasy

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

[jawska]

jizz forever

[jawska]

I got some new stuff coming. Happy spooky season!

[roleplayretcon]

Coming up Next on Roleplay Retcon:

* The Spirit made with Noirlandia by Evan Rowland!

* Empire Records starring Pete Mitchell of No More Kings and made with Damn the Man Save the Music by Hannah Schaffer!

* Pluto Nash starring Kendo of Tales Yet Told and made with Moonpunk by Wannabe Games!

[jawska]

You ever think about what would happen if you really tried to catch a pigeon?

[jawska]

*making the toothbrushes in the toothbrush holder kiss* they're married

[jawska]

One of IGDN's members interviewed Kickstarter's Games Outreach Lead (Nicole Amato) for the IGDN blog. Nicole talks about what's exciting this month, so there are lots of great recommendations!

You can read it here!

[jawska]

No one:

Latin phrases: cum

[jawska]

Elf on the shelf is a fae that the author traded fortune for in exchange for massive amounts of belief.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRq1XCVr/

[jawska]

Every Pirates of the Caribbean movie is just a fanfiction of the previous one.

[jawska]

I finally did it

I convinced two people to let me read My Immortal to them and do a podcast about it. Maybe not the most unique idea, but it was a goal of mine!!

They both came in knowing next to nothing about it, and their reactions have been EXCELLENT. We treat the subject very seriously, too. Sometimes too seriously for how completely unserious the fanfiction is. It's not about making fun of it as much as it is examining it and analyzing it from a literary lens. But there's plenty of jokes.

It's called Food Court Book Club and you can find it on all the podcast places. Here's the Spotify link!

[jawska]

I was gonna Google something I didn't know but I forgot the thing I was gonna Google as soon as I opened up the search, so now I don't only not know the thing but I also don't know the thing I don't know.

I double don't know. I'm worse off than I was just not knowing.

[byjove]

Neanderthals were whipping up meals in their caves based on flavor and processing plants so they’d taste the best. Like, they were in there making stews and sauces and things. They weren’t just eating ingredients, they wanted things to taste good too.

[byjove]

thinking about some poor Neanderthal making dinner for their communal band and everyone being like “this tastes really bad, dude”

[slutwater]

even worse theres like 0% chance they didnt clown him for it. they probably found a rotting carcass like 2 years later and said "ahhh smells just like grungos cooking" and then everyone else laughs

[byjove]

so true 😔

[jawska]

S.A.D.

In Chicago right now, the sunrise is at 7 a.m. and the sunset is at 4:30 p.m. and my brain wants to make that my problem.

All because some bug scientist from New Zealand wanted more daylight to look at bugs. Fuck you, George Hudson, no one likes you.

[jawska]

Fantasy weather witch: make it rain, summon lightning to smite your enemies

Real weather witch: have to take 2 excedrin and lie down in a dark room when it gets too cloudy

[jawska]

All year I've been compiling a list of things my husband says he wants for Christmas. I just looked at it, and here are some highlights:

Hulk Hands

The Coffee Table Book from Seinfeld

A bomber hat

Miller Highlife champagne bottle

A t-shirt of George Costanza posing next to a coffin

A tastevin (you know, those things sommeliers wear)