Teenage Mutant Ninja Blogger

this used to be a fandom blog dont ask me what it is now i really dont know

[sprinkledsalt]

People online: let women do what they want :)

Woman: I don’t like wearing makeup and wish people didn’t judge me for it

Same people: you’re just mad cuz you’re ugly :) wax your eyebrows, bitch :)

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what the maximum temperature you would describe as “very cold” is. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

not a meme but i think it would be pretty fuckin cool if we all did this. and not just for a month, but until we start getting what we deserve. they only profit off of us. they don’t deserve our attention. eat the rich.

[buffysummers]

Three episodes per each season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season Four ↳ 3/3: Hush

“Can’t even shout, can’t even cry, the Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven and they might take yours. Can’t call to mom, can’t say a word. You’re gonna die screaming, but you won’t be heard.”

[greggaraki]

girlfriend goals

[feelingfivebyfive]

which buffy episode is this

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[alfea]

i found a book about cats from 1873 and i’m absolutely losing my mind

[argumate]

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

[argumate]

sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

[mother-sauces]

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

[bibbitybobbitybackoff]

producer: here’s $100 billion

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[dramatic-criticism]

I wish someone I knew understood and believed this

[diekingdomcome]

Not even marriage though they have women believing any relationship is better than being single even if that relationship is abusive and toxic

[mysharona1987]

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]

[sirobvious]

I think that around 50% of tumblr users are just balls of vitriol and malice and we’ve created a culture where it’s cool and celebrated to be extremely rude to strangers

[sirobvious]

Twitter is also worse and it all makes me really fucking sad

[doodstormer]

[arrogantbullyingtoerag]

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Men message you after eight months like “We haven’t spoken in a minute” yeah and we’re not gonna speak! Keep it moving

[geekandmisandry]

People are calling Ricky Gervais woke for calling out a system he's a part of and does nothing to improve except make some jokes at a fancy event when he's being paid too?

Cool.