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[nowthisnews]

A white woman called the police on a lone Black Lives Matter protester

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[spectralcreep]

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

[behold-my-squees]

@masqueradewolf

[bunjywunjy]

What is your favorite animal tidbit about the denizens of Lake Baikal?

actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is....

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ppl keep asking what’s down there. It’s me

[fleur-aesthetic]

bunabuna1234

[bunjywunjy]

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

look what I found!

[evermore-fashion]

Saiid Kobeisy “Rhythm Of Rain” Fall 2021 Ready-to-Wear Collection

[best-of-inspirobot]

[upschittcreek]

quarantine dan: days 1-6

[pissvortex]

chimp rules:

1. they might hate you

2. try to blend in or they will pelt you with shit

3. fighting the chimpanzees is strictly prohibited

[the-stars-descend]

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

[the-stars-descend]

You matter

[mooksmookin]

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

[sosuperawesome]

PichiAvo on Instagram

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[kitbulls]

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

[jenifer-likes-pictures]

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Listen. I studied bees for months and worked on designing some of our campus hives, I’m super comfortable around bees because I know how chill they usually are aND YET I AM STILL LOSING MY SHIT OVER THE THOUGHT OF THAT DAD JUST????? CHILLIN??? DRIVING DOWN A FRICKN HIGHWAY WITH A SWARM OF BEES?????? LOSE?!?!? IN!?!?! HIS!!?!?!? CAR?????!!!?!??!

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

For reference, here’s an example of the car he was driving:

[prismatic-bell]

Okay but I looked up “Queen bee piping” and apparently this sounds something like a duck playing a kazoo, and I am DELIGHTED.

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[moonkitty]

i dont give a shit about any of the plotlines im just glad i get to see alucards fat tits again

[warrenellis-deactivated20200730]

apparently our work here is done

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

HELLO?????????????????????

[garbage-can-tt-deactivated20231]

i haven’t even seen castelvania and this is hilarious as shit

[rickinmar]

Gardner Museum yesterday

[huffpost]

[angstycabindad]

Margaret Cho is a goddess - I’m entertaining no contrary opinions as this time.

[americasgreatoutdoors]

How’s this for a morning commute? Sunrise brings a wild flurry of activity to Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge in New Mexico. In the winter, thousands of geese, cranes and ducks spend the night in the refuge’s waters to protect themselves from predators. Near dawn, they take off en masse in search of fields to feed in for the day. It’s a daily riot of wings and calls, movement and sound. But hopefully no fender-benders. Photo by Christal Steele (www.sharetheexperience.org).