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jaxon l. harmon seventeen. junior @ wmhs of performing arts. self-proclaimed golden boy.

[jaxonharmon]

this was it, this was the big night jaxon had been working towards for months now. he thought by the time opening night would be here, he would be confident in himself and just be able to enjoy the experience, yet here he was, sitting in a corner hidden behind a rack of clothing as he tried to hide from the world. he had never done anything like this and honestly, he was a nervous wreck as he listened to everyone run around backstage in preparation from the show. he knew he had done just fine in dress rehearsals, had felt confident even, but as he strolled through the doors that day he felt it all crash around him. but he knew he couldn’t sit there forever. with his head in his hands he began muttering to himself he’d stay for five more minutes and then he’d have to suck it up, but the sudden movement of the clothing rack hiding him caused the boy to jump, swearing as he snapped his head up. “holy shit, can’t a guy hide form the world in peace any more?” he sighed, looking up to the person that had discovered his not so secret hiding place. “welcome to my office, what can i do for you?”

[jaxonharmon]

hqcohenchang‌:

Alright kiddos, here’s the deal. Seniors, you need to start thinking about what baby pictures you want included in the yearbook for the collage. I’ve already sent emails to all parents, so they should already be picking things out. You also need to have your senior picture to me before April 15th. This is a hard deadline. If it’s not to me, then it’s not in the yearbook. Remember, it needs to have a black background. We will be voting on class superlatives within the next few weeks so keep an eye out for that, as well. 

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out. If you don’t know where my room is by now…

right so i’m not quite a senior yet but since i’m just such an organized planner of a person, i have a few questions. so i’m gonna go ahead and assume those baby photos can’t include us kids in the nude right, but what about diapers? or is that too scandy for a two year old? asking for a friend, of course. also, what do i have to do for you guys to just put a photo of me as the cover of next years yearbook? i’ve got like five bucks and a snickers bar in my backpack, does that do anything for me?

[jaxonharmon]

beatriceadair‌:

the junior was busy swiping through her older work and updating her portfolio. passing through the familiar faces of peers and locals always gave her a rush of memories the good, the bad, and the ugly. school was slowly draining her and she couldn’t wait until may when they would be out and free. feeling someone glancing over her shoulder, she paused at the sketch of her neighbor mowing their lawn and looked up, “was I making that face of being in pain, again? I do that when I think too hard.” 

jaxon was supposed to have been spending the past half hour studying his lines and catching up on his schoolwork before the bustling musical weekend dawned upon him. yet instead he had done anything but, finding anything and everything to distract himself from the work in front of him. as he looked around the quiet room he had found himself occupying, the boy noticed he wasn’t the only one there. the girl at the other table however was doing to opposite of what he had been, getting lost in her work laid out in front of her instead of avoiding it. out of curiosity and plain nosiness, jaxon found himself stretching his neck to look at the sketches she had in front of her. he hadn’t noticed how obvious he was being until he heard her voice snap him back to reality. “no worries, it was actually pretty cute,” he said with a small smile accompanied by a shrug, though he was still glancing back to her sketches. “sorry for being so nosy, but i’ve got to ask, why exactly are you drawing a lawn mower? i mean it’s good, but i can’t say i’ve seen that too often.”

[jaxonharmon]

fcknbrooks‌:

“No one’s tried that you’ve fuckin’ noticed, man. But, yeah - fine. If you go missing, then I’ll drag you out of whatever closet they stash you away in. Just promise me you’re not actually going to let that Evans’ kid get rid of you before opening night. I can sympathize with a cult kidnapping, but let that Ken Doll steal you away and I’ll never respect you again.” 

“Fuck man, if I knew the last one was the last one I at least would’ve made it fuckin’ count. Warn a guy next time, huh? Maybe I’ll wait until the theater cult kills you and tell ‘em it’s your ghost? But we could always say it’s the crushed fuckin’ dreams of glee club kids past coming to haunt these idiots who think they’re going to be as famous as Berry one day. Might even be doing ‘em a favor, scaring them off the grind.” 

“oh fucking hell, what if they try to take a piece of my hair during one of my daily naps? man, why did we have to do the one musical that would just draw out the creeps? wow, really brooks? i might just tear up, that means so much to me that you care. listen, the evans are fucking crazy and when they get their eye on something, they will do whatever it takes to get there. i think i can hold my ground and then bam, i’m fucking roofied at a cast party and tied up in the basement.”

“i mean it’s a little cruel but maybe if you stop saying shit like that you’ll realize nothing will ever happen, her standards are higher than your ego. right, because i’d just love to spend all of fucking eternity stuck haunting this damn sad place. berry was a one in a million chance and she still ended up back in this place so anyone who thinks they’re gonna make it to broadway or hollywood has lost their minds. but we all know their heads are so far up their asses they won’t notice shit,”

[jaxonharmon]

quinnyisms‌:

“The circus animal thing… Not a bad idea. If I knew where I could afford a group of circus animals to put on a performance I think I could pull it off. Definitely might add it to my passion project list. You know, method acting wouldn’t be the most terrible thing I ever heard, Stacey might have a smart idea brewing there. But buy faux, a real leather jacket is so expensive - or I’m sure Kurt has one you could borrow.”

“why thank you, i’ll even let you use it for a strawberry dum dum and if you remember my sweet face when you’re famous. you need some circus animals? i’m sure tommy and brooks would be free anytime for you. ooh a passion project list, what do you have on it so far? alright, from this day on i will only wear black, always have a slushee in my hand, and brood as much as possible and see where that gets us. oh jesus, i know. i was looking at some online and it’s kinda ridiculous. do you really think he’d let me borrow one? or should i go prepared to beg and bribe?”

[jaxonharmon]

                      𝕛𝕒𝕩𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕓𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝟙/?

“ it's like all of my life everyone has always told me, 'you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe.' and then today i just stopped and i said, 'what if i don't want to be a shoe? what if I want to be a purse, you know? or, a hat? “

[jaxonharmon]

lonelyxrhodes‌:

“Just ignore me. I was practicing or well, rehearsing for the play.” Delilah told him, a soft blush on her cheeks. “Your sweater isn’t horrible and I don’t really care about the locker, or well, I could just ask you to move nicely but yeah. I think I should listen to Tommy and just practice with the theater and glee kids before I end up having the whole school hate me.” She admitted. “That would be horrible.”

“oh no worries, you just scared the shit out of me for a second. i’ve been trying to do the same, trying being the key word there. not really sure yet how to get the whole ‘mysterious new guy that’s trying to blow up the school on the low’ vibe going just yet,” jaxon admitted with a small laugh, closing his script book and crossing it under his arms as he fully faced the girl in front of him. “sorry again about the locker, i just found the first empty hallway i could. as for the sweater, you’re not wrong. it’s laundry day and i’m not really sure how well it would go if i went to my classes shirtless, so itchy sweater it is. though, i for one think it would be near impossible to hate you, maybe tommy is right unless you want to get into some nasty drama with the girls here. good for your character building, bad for your health,”

[jaxonharmon]

lonelyxrhodes‌:

Delilah took a deep breath before she looked over at the first person that she saw. If she was going to play Heather Chandler in the musical, she really had to get into the zone and stopped being so afraid. It wasn’t like she had to be mean, she just had to tap into her inner Queen Bitch and pull her out enough to wow the audience and her mother that she could do this thing. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?“ She asked. “Clearly you did because you are standing in front of my locker and you are wearing the ugliest sweater I’ve ever seen.” 

jaxon had been taking all of the free time he had between classes to pull out his script and go over lines. though he wasn’t likely to admit it, he really wanted to give this performance all that he had, not just for those around him but for himself as well. so when the bell rang to dismiss classes for lunch, jaxon found himself leaning against the first locker in the first empty hallway he found. that is until delilah’s familiar voice grabbed his attention away from the booklet in front of him. “oh shit, i’m sor- delilah? alright, alright, the locker i can understand but the shots at my sweater? ouch.”

[jaxonharmon]

coachfckerman‌:

“Yeah same. My brother’s mom keeps telling me the same thing, and I keep trying to remember to do that, but I’m like you. I keep forgetting.” He looked down at the calendar on his desk, noticing how blank it was. Puck chuckled before looking back at the younger male.

Nodding, Puck thought for a moment at Jaxon’s question. He had no idea what to say really. “Well, I mowed my way though almost all of the females at McKinley, I sucked at my classes and almost didn’t graduate, but I became a part of a family with New Directions. I also had a kid Sophomore year. So yeah.. high school was interesting.” He ran a hand through his hair. “But as far as songs go.. Sweet Caroline, Hot for Teacher, Fat Bottomed Girls, and Beth. Just a few to name, but there are a few more solos in there.”

“maybe we should just write it on our forearms with sharpie and wear short sleeves until it happens? maybe that’s just wishful thinking,” jaxon said with a small chuckle, lifting his arm to glance at his watch clad wrist. he didn’t want to be late to musical practice and get glared at by ms. fabray, again.

the boy listened as the coach across from him spoke about his experiences, eyebrows raising as he let out a whistle. “interesting? dude, you lived in a bad teenage rom com, no offense. but what made you decide to join the new directions, with all of that going on?” he quizzed, genuinely interested in the decision as his own was out of the blue too. “sweet caroline i can get behind, but hot for teacher and fat bottomed girls? schuester let you sing those? but, which was your favorite or means the most to you?”

[jaxonharmon]

quinnyisms‌:

“Hm, well it is my job to make you kids better. I’d be failing if I had a half-assed performance and on mine and Mr. Hummel-Anderson’s watch, that won’t be happening. Tips? Um, keep doing what you’re doing. You’re JD for a reason so you are doing great, despite the lack of experience. Maybe try to hone in more on the bad boy-ness? I love the whole jock next door look you have, but JD’s a full on psychopath so maybe study the movie or even a bootleg of the musical online and see what makes Slater and all the others so great at playing JD.”

“you and mr. hummel-anderson could not put on a half-assed performance if you hired circus animals as actors and did it in your backyard. more bad boy-ness? well stacey seems to think i need to get a leather jacket and adopt a bad boy persona for a bit, which maybe that’s extreme but maybe it’ll help? but i will rewatch it and just focus on jd’s lines and actions. though i’m not sure i’ll be able to figure out exactly what makes slater one of the greats, you know besides everyone thought he was dreamy,”

[jaxonharmon]

thecelestelowell‌:

“I have plenty of sides I’m not afraid to show, so I think I could handle her. True, Heather Chandler would be the second role I have my eye on. And with my luck I’m actually the understudy for Chandler, so who knows? But Duke is good enough considering my schedule.  I am taking over a role at the last possible second. It’ll be fun to grab Duke’s implants and pretend to puke. Plus I have a theory that her skirt is much shorter than the others so that’s something to look forward to. Haha, I’m counting on a fair cut whether I win or lose.“

“do you now? this could be interesting, unless one of those sides is secretly a sadistic serial killer, then i’m gonna have to bow out and pretend this conversation never happened. though i definitely think you could pull off the whole ghost diva role, i’m sure you’ll have an unforgettable portrayal of any role you’re given. oh yeah time of your life. is it really shorter or are you just planning to make sure it’s that way? we’ll see, if bets are high enough i’m sure i could spare you a little something,”

[jaxonharmon]

xostaceyevans‌

And don’t you forget it, Jaxon Harmon. It’s totes settled - I’m stealing you the best leather I can find, and you’re going to be walking around McKinley like the hottest piece of ass in Lima in no time. Just promise you’re not going to forget about me when the girls are falling all over you, yeah? Well, it… It looks like your waiting is over, then, isn’t it? Let’s make this beautiful, Harmon. Maybe you’ll like… get to see just how dirty my mind gets. 

like you would let me, miss evans. and by best leather i hope you mean the one least covered in dust and rotting from the last grease production. but if you can do that, then i’ll completely channel jd for a day for you. and for ms. fabray since she thinks i need to get more in character, which isn’t completely wrong because i’ve never really been the ‘bad boy, look like i wanna kill you’ type. one thing i can promise you is that i will not be able to forget about the weird blonde girl that i have to sing to about my love of slushies to. i dunno, so far you’ve been all talk, when are you gonna let your actions start talking for you? that works for me, evans.

[jaxonharmon]

thecelestelowell‌:

“Why are you listing these things as if they’re impossible? Although if I had been here and this was still the outcome then so be it. What will be, shall be. BUT I would definitely be a bigger part than Heather Duke which Ms. Fabray offered to me to take over if I nail it in rehearsal. And I WILL nail it. By the way if there is any fight and you’re in attendance, I’ll be expecting some coin then.” 

“i dunno, i don’t know you well enough to say but i know stacey, and chick has an evil side she’s not afraid to show. at least it’s a heather role, but i know every girl was hoping for heather chandler. plus, that role would be pretty interesting to see how you portrayed. you got it, let me know a day in advance and i’ll start collecting bets for you,”

[jaxonharmon]

quinnyisms‌:

“No target, just… looking out. I want to make sure this is an enjoyable experience for everyone involved and I think having a great JD will do just that. And help you remember your lines a bit more, I’d like to be off book before opening night. Like I said, if I don’t see anything happen or hear about it I don’t know about it.”

“uh huh. but thanks, for all your help during the musical. this is all new to me and you and everyone here has been a great help. speaking of jd, any tips i can work on to make it better? of course, i’m pretty much there, i just need to know my lines without cues from others helping me. gotcha, well in that case, we never had this chat,”

[jaxonharmon]

coachfckerman‌:

Puck shook his head. “Don’t worry about it. I kind of forgot about the whole thing, to be honest.” His mind had been all over the place primarily about his jobs, but other things nonetheless. “I guess I probably need to write more things down so I can remember them,” he chuckled before sitting back in his chair.

“So what do you have to do really? Do you have to like ask questions about songs or..?” Puck had no clue what the kid was supposed to do, but he was willing to help out him out in a f. Bringing his leg up, he placed it on his knee, eyes looking over at the younger male. “I’m willing to help in whatever way I can. Rather it be questions or trying to find performances for you.”

“alright, so we’re in the same boat with this assignment, good to know,” jaxon said with a laugh of his own, throwing his arms around the back of the chair he was in to get comfortable. “i know, my mom keeps telling me to get a planner or at least use my phone but then i forget to do that too,” 

“i think schuester just wants the students to get to know the staff better? so maybe it’s just like, what was high school like for you? i dunno, but for the glee kids we have to work with our mentors to get a song to preform, preferably one you did or one you liked pretty well,” the boy explained, shrugging as he spoke.

[jaxonharmon]

thecelestelowell‌:

“I’m hot, and pissed, and on the pill. Honestly, what a vibe, because same. I’m so gutted that I came into McKinley after auditions. If my planets were aligned, I totally would have rocked a brunette wig, and blue.” 

“do you really think you’d be able to win that fight to the death for stacey’s beloved role of veronica if you had been here? or win ms. fabray’s heart before stacey got her claws around her? kinda wish you were here though, that’s a fight i’d pay good money to see any day.”

[jaxonharmon]

fcknbrooks‌:

“You mean, you haven’t run into any freaks from your newfound cult? Consider yourself lucky that they’re just obsessing from the shadows then, Harmon. If you go fuckin’ disappearing then the only thing I’m doing is applauding whatever girl was bold enough to drag you into her shrine closet. Don’t worry, man, I’m sure she’ll put you back before opening night.” 

“So, you’re going to bring up Fabray near my jock strap and I don’t get to fuckin’ comment? That’s not even fair, Jax. But, yeah, fine - if you want to freak ‘em out, maybe we could convince them their fuckin’ auditorium is haunted or something. Might take some planning, but I think it’d be a worthy senior prank to spend the rest of my year at McKinley on.”

“honestly, i might have and just assumed they were being nice but like, no one’s tried to smell my hair or clone me so it can’t be that bad right? now i’m genuinely worried. dude, you’ve got to drag my ass back out of that shrine closet before i’m torn apart for their sacrifices. i was just worried about stevie kidnapping me for opening night, now i have to worry about this cult too?”

“sorry bud, but you’re cut off for a while. if i hear one more weird ass comment about our teacher, i won’t be able to look at her the same. that could definitely be interesting, we’d need a backstory though. like how is this place haunted? did someone die back here? was their spirit as attached to glee as rachel berry? what?”