hi friends

im just here for the memes

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my son preparing me dinner

[strongbadgmail]

what’s he making?

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

[jaxphantom]

@ryanphantom

[catchymemes]

[olloollo]

some context via @relelvance

[hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent]

[afragileline]

Rest In Peace, king💔

[anisphere]

[ryanphantom]

my cousin jaclyn does a funny ninja fortnite 2018 moments

[jaxphantom]

@ryanphantom just rediscovered this and i’m laughing too hard

[skajador]

sometimes I feel I’ve got to

run away

[jaxphantom]

his laughter is nothing but sunshine and rainbows

[jaxphantom]

Me calling up Marvel to ask where the trailer’s at

[jaxphantom]

me calling marvel to ask why the hell endgame ruined my life:

[jaxphantom]

i dONT WIKE IT

[jaxphantom]

@rock-bands-bands-bands @chef-debrusk

[jaxphantom]

Mark me down as turned on

[jaxphantom]

⁽Steve Rogers ∙ Peggy Carter⁾ she was always believed in him. ❥

cc: shadowliars ib: disneytopia dt: Steggy shippers new watermark✨

[jaxphantom]

Ok I’m done {it was still 2am😂} ac; Darius Benson (tag him?)

[jaxphantom]

us all during the trailer(s)

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[chef-debrusk]

My friend describes hockey players

This bitch really has no knowledge of players besides bruins…so most aren’t bruins players

“Ooo id fuck that”

“His eyebrows protrude from his face so much”

“Looks like a big leprechaun”

“Looks like the crimson chin”

“He pretty”

“His forehead is a helicopter landing pad”

“Looks like if Charlie Puth and Shawn Mendes had a kid”

“He has that old Justin Timberlake, ramen hair”

“This is what every guy looks like after he goes fishing for an hour”

“Looks like an ugly Tom Holland”

Yikes i didn’t know show was gonna destroy them…

[chef-debrusk]

@jaxphantom <- the chica that absolutely wrecked these bois lmaoooo

[jaxphantom]

lollll don’t hate me guys

[rock-bands-bands-bands]

My friend describes band members part 2:

(Different friend…still doesn’t know much about the bands though)

“His body count is definitely over 40”

“Kinda looks like he should’ve been a country singer”

*lots of laugher* “drag?”

“He has that 2013 emo aesthetic”

“ his chin is flatter than my chest”

“That’s definitely a girl”

“Kinda got that young Khloe Kardashian vibe”

“I thought he had a boogie in his nose”

“Kinda looks like an animal hat and thong wearing dude”

“He looks like that kid from Horton hears a who”

…yikes

[rock-bands-bands-bands]

@jaxphantom <- she be the bitch that commented on these lmao hey girl waddup

[jaxphantom]

that be me, don’t murder me please