
blake kathryn
One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
wallacepolsom
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Three Goblin Art
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes

tannertan36
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AnasAbdin

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

Janaina Medeiros
Mike Driver
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@jaxschi
Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.
Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.
Latin, but then make it fashion
I was asked to “clean up” some very blurry out-of-focus photos. It was a photo taken from a car window of something moving in the opposite direction, so it has a double motion blur.
Me: There’s not much I can do to make this sharper.
Client: I believe there is something called “Photoshop” that you can use?
Me: …Yes, I know of Photoshop. I’m using it now. You can’t just “unblur” something.
Client: I’ll ask around. Maybe someone else can do it.
Client: How much do I owe you again?
Me: $65
Client: That’s a lot. How about a family discount?
Me: That IS the family discount.
Me: Could you please answer this important question?
Client: *crickets*
Weeks later:
Client: (in a reply to the email asking the question) Hey I haven’t heard from you in a while. What the hell?
I’m working on a brochure for a client.
Me: I can do it, but I need some information, like what colors you would prefer and such.
Client: I don’t know.
Me: How do you… not know?
Client: I don’t know just do it, that’s your job.
I’m dying
I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!!
Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:
Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?
That is…
100% what that movie is.
Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent
Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity
This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet
via weheartit
“breaking mcu news: guy with metal arm makes thunder god dude w/ missing eye experience existential crisis
oh and also there’s a war going on”
inspired by this
You @nikk-mayson