Jax

[miridai]

[the-memedaddy]

[morticiahaddams-deactivated2019]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[clientsfromhell]

I was asked to “clean up” some very blurry out-of-focus photos. It was a photo taken from a car window of something moving in the opposite direction, so it has a double motion blur.

Me: There’s not much I can do to make this sharper.

Client: I believe there is something called “Photoshop” that you can use?

Me: …Yes, I know of Photoshop. I’m using it now. You can’t just “unblur” something.

Client: I’ll ask around. Maybe someone else can do it.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: How much do I owe you again?

Me: $65

Client: That’s a lot. How about a family discount?

Me: That IS the family discount.

[clientsfromhell]

Me: Could you please answer this important question?

Client: *crickets*

Weeks later:

Client: (in a reply to the email asking the question) Hey I haven’t heard from you in a while. What the hell?

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[clientsfromhell]

I’m working on a brochure for a client.

Me: I can do it, but I need some information, like what colors you would prefer and such.

Client: I don’t know.

Me: How do you… not know?

Client: I don’t know just do it, that’s your job.

[pr1nceshawn]

[shmemson]

I’m dying

[kittentoys-deactivated20181205]

[xpemblesx-deactivated20200301]

I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!!

[tredlocity]

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

[xmagnet-o]

Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

[tredlocity]

That is…

100% what that movie is.

[duyu-nim]

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[kirschade]

“breaking mcu news: guy with metal arm makes thunder god dude w/ missing eye experience existential crisis

oh and also there’s a war going on”

inspired by this

[guitarsruletheworld]

You @nikk-mayson