Here's where I spill my guts.

Hi! I'm Jacob. This is my blog.

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Intelligence is attractive.

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But witty intelligence is even better. I like someone who isn’t afraid to tease me and be sarcastic. I don’t want all our conversations to be serious. What’s the fun in that? 

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oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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this is from a book called “The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills” and it was literally written by dad egbert

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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear boyfriend,

First 10.

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This movie makes me cry.

Hell this set makes me cry.

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Forever crying...

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when i’m married my partner and i will have:

morning sex

afternoon sex

dinner sex

after meal sex

i made pancakes sex

good morning sex

they kids are at school sex

shower sex

bored sex

make up sex

break up sex

obama won sex

romney lost sex

monday sex

tuesday sex

wednesday sex

thursday sex

friday sex

saturday sex

monday sex

there is nothing on tv sex

i love you sex

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This is actually the best thing I’ve ever reblogged.

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Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and above all those who respond “I don’t read,” to the question “What’s your favorite book?”

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Stand for the Pledge or give your legs to a soldier who lost theirs.

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