Tell Me Something I Don't Know

27. Chicago. I'm kind of a big deal.

[katherinewhistler]

my only three moods :

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[back-that-sass-up]

ok u clearly had the wrong friends because i would be

[nathanforyouofficial-deactivate]

we need a disney princess that pegs

[tallwife]

mulan’s right there

[shiranuiis]

elphaba isn’t wearing her glasses in all of act II. can she even see??? Is she ok

[shiranuiis]

‘i don’t even know what i’m reading’ well that explains it

[comicherald]

Angela Bassett auditioning for the role of Erik Killmonger

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[suitelikechocolate]

[chylrrleigh]

Hayley Kiyoko’s Music Videography

[5hrskypecalls]

If Hayley Kiyoko crashing her car because she was too distracted by a hot girl lying on top of her isn’t a lesbian mood 20gayteen I don’t know what is

[writinginthegutter]

“So did you only start watching this show cause it has lesbians”

[backstroke-for-gays]

a country: *exists*

England:

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[gahdamnpunk]

I can’t bREATHE 😂😂😭😭

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[niggazinmoscow]

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.