[weirdness-is-good]

[threesideddream]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[dillyt]

my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat:

[catchymemes]

[pettycentral]

[valtsv]

hmm... today i will not

[longseasons]

[teathattast]

[catchymemes]

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

[catchymemes]

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[habitself]

[habitself]

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[indigotonight]

[roaminromans]

[theweirdwideweb]