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Karl Heisenberg
Like if you agree
Welcome to Apex Legends, we have
.Bbq uncle with $700 worth of fireworks
.Alcoholic lesbian
.Sexually confused engineer
.The emo girl from your 8th grade English class
.A human (?)
.A happy robot
.An unhappy robot
And more!
Yeah I'm a terf
Tactless
Edgy
Rodent
Fucker
*round 3 of a ranked game*
Octane: You know what I really need? Hammerpoint
Lifeline: You seriously- I'm gonna go insane, GET A DIFFERENT GUN
Octane: Why?
Mirage, Rampart, and Octane would have a joint TikTok account
"It's nerf or nothing!"
-Octane, probably at some point
Concept: Fuse and Octane playing baseball but they're 200 meters apart and Fuse "pitches" the ball with his mrvn arm
Screaming
Octane: Yo amigo, you know how sometimes you just want to start screaming? Not for any reason you just want to scream?
Caustic: No, I don't, and I would prefer if-
Octane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Caustic: I will strangle the life from your body if you don't stop that this instant
Another Apex inspired poem!
Master of Deceit
Darkness never truly leaves
Light will not erase
Polished lead will weigh no less
If in a spotlight, placed
Deception may displace their eyes
But only for a moment
The poison drowning out your thoughts
Will still remain as potent
I have once again been inspired to write poetry about Bloodhound
Blóðhundur
A hunter of man
Of old and of new
With knowledge of death
Unshrouded, renewed
A liar, a thief?
Are there tears in your eyes?
You hide in yourself
Behind your disguise
Does your heart lie in pieces?
Did you have one at all?
Do your Gods yearn for blood?
Do you answer their call?
So tell me, dear hunter
For whom do you kill?
For Gods? For glory?
For simply the thrill?
Do you still know yourself,
O hunter of man?
Do you follow the winds?
Do you follow a plan?
Look down on the rivers
Of blood you have spilt
Your soul is too heavy
You’ll drown in your guilt
There is no return
Do you know what youve done?
If life is a game
Do you think that you’ve won?
So Apex inspired me to write poetry. I have the deadeye badge for over half the Legends and I wrote this from the point of view of the soon-to-be-champion taking the winning shot
Take your time
Steady breath
Be sure your aim is true
Don't miss your shot
Your only chance
It's either them or you
Blood is spilt
By all of us
I'm sure you see it too
Runs in stream
Far from home
There's nothing we can do
The end is nigh
For one of us
If only you could see
My aching heart
And tearful eyes
I'll only count to three
It pains me so
I hope you know
I'll always think of thee
Goodbye, my friend
Until my end
Twas either you or me
Y'all should give me non-romantic ideas for Apex fanfics
Bloodhound HCs
Octane gave them an energy drink once and they got zazzed for 30 minutes before vomiting and demanding a nap
Sometimes Artur wants a piece of their food to eat and sometimes Artur wants a piece of their food to chuck across the room. This is a guessing game
They have a very mature taste in food but Kraft mac and cheese and beans is also an option
They have dozens of folk songs committed to memory
It doesn't matter what season or how warm it is, they have to sleep with at least 3 blankets
Snowball fight master
They have a collection of sweaters- both hand made and thrifted
You couldnt pay them to wear shorts
Instead of a purse or messenger bag, they carry half of their belongings in a backpack and the other half in belt pouches and pockets whenever they go out
They love all kinds of fruits and fruit juice
They'll send Artur on missions to steal things from the other legends and see how long it takes them to ask where it went. The other legends just think that Bloodhound is just really good at finding things, but they're actually walking out of the room to grab it out of a pocket and give it back
They have a pair of beat up doc martens as their go to footwear
Summer outfit: Sunglasses, tanktop, light sweater, cargo pants, docs
Winter outfit: Trenchcoat, goggles/ sunglasses, heavy sweater, dress shirt, scarf, beanie, cargo pants, docs or winter boots
"C'mon, shoot at me too, Papa Gibby wants some lead in his ass too." -My friend his first time playing Gibraltar
Apex Headcanons Episode II
Octane has a wall of monster cans
Mirage absolutely will not sit in a chair correctly
Lifeline has a vinyl collection and likes to play along to her favorite songs
The Legends like to play a game called "try to stick a magnet to Revenant and hope he doesn't kill you"
Fuse is the god of grilled food and barbeque
Crypto is a plant dad and knows the proper method for watering all the different plants
Bloodhound has a sketchbook where they draw different people and animals. It's rare that they share the drawings, but they're all very well done
Bangalore gets bullied for putting milk before cereal at breakfast
Crypto found out he can run Doom on Pathfinder's chest screem
One of the only times Revenant has felt any positive feelings towards a human was when he saw a little kid dressed up as him at an event
Loba likes high percentage dark chocolates partly out of genuine enjoyment and partly because she knows Octane hates dark chocolate and he won't steal it
Wattson has always wanted a pet hamster but won't get one for fear of it becoming Caustic's lab rat or Revenants afternoon snack
Wraith has RGB led strips in her bedroom
Gibby is always down to help anyone who's feeling anxious or depressed
Fuse tried to make fireworks once, but only succeeded in making a vaguely green tinted bomb
Rampart plays competitive paintball on her free time
Tips for Apex (From a loser)
If you're playing recon, USE THE RECON BEACONS! It costs you nothing and really helps with positioning
Speaking of positioning, keep in mind where you are in the ring. Don't wait until the last minute to move, find the best position and take it. Priorities include high ground, cover, buildings, and edges of the ring where it doesn't close far
Get good at all the guns! Try different combos and keep a mid range option open. Even just carrying a 3x or 2-4x optic in your backpack to switch on to an AR or choice can really be a game changer. Combos I wouldn't necessarily recommend would be R99 & shotgun or sniper and 30-30 / G7, keep your range varied
Don't try to use zoning ults like damage ults. Even though Gibby, Bangalore, and Caustic have a high damage potential in their ult, don't count on it. Use the ability to make enemies forfeit favorable positioning or to break them up. These can be particularly useful to third party a squad before they have the chance to heal
MOVEMENT! One of the tricks I use when I have to heal mid fight is to pop a shield battery while sliding down a hill. This allows you to duck out of combat, heal, and reposition for better chance at survival
You dont have to engage. Just because you see enemies doesn't mean you have to fight them. Take into account your teams health, the ring timer, and your position. Sometimes it's better just to let them go
Use the ping system. Especially if you're not using voice chat, ping where you're going, positional suggestions, loot, enemies, ect. Don't peel off and expect them to follow you if you never say where to go
Just because we have a legend who specializes in grenades doesn't mean you can't use them. Stick arc stars to rezzing enemies, block off doors, blow up fox holes, push people out from behind cover, GET CREATIVE
Dont be afraid to swap guns. Of you're having an ammo shortage, or if both your teammates are using the same type of ammo, swap out. I recommend practicing with all of the ARs so that you can use a functionally similar weapon without squabbling over the same type of ammo
If it's safe to go for a rez, pick up your teammates before you loot, it's just polite
If you get thirsted in the middle of a fight, your teammates may need to borrow stuff from your deathbox during the fight. These items should be returned after you get respawned, but it's not a crime if they swap their broken shield for your full one during a battle
I've got more of these in my noggin, but I don't want to make this post too long. Part 2?