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A message about forgotten diseases, and how we can keep them forgotten (hint: vaccines) from Beatrice the Biologist, whose comics are wonderful.

Do it for the testicles. And for the ovaries. And for the good of humanity.

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[nebraskahumanesociety]

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bunny-booty

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

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dontmakepeopleintoheroes

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

bredbathnbeyond

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

barricorn

Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.

jaycobmatthews-blog

True story- had a bossman that was trying to sedate a llama, it kicked him hard enough to send him, and the needle/syringe flying. He sat up to find the needle sticking out of his pec muscle- the drugs gone. He wasn't sure if the llama got it all or not. He was fine. Just a fun story to tell now he said, but he had his phone dialed, ready to send if he felt light headed.

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Poor Hufflepuff. Everyone who wasn’t cunning, intelligent, or brave got sent to Hufflepuff

mylordshesacactus

Ding-dong, you are wrong.

Everyone who had immense amounts of courage but, when given the choice, would decide that fighting is not as important as staying put to care for the people a war leaves in its wake ended up in Hufflepuff.

Everyone who was extremely intelligent but simply considered it a much more defining characteristic to be loyal and faithful to people they love, rather than taking pride in their intelligence*, ended up in Hufflepuff.

Everyone who wanted to do something important and had enough cunning to manipulate others and wind their way to the top, but never would because they considered it more important to be honest and earn their success fairly and through hard work ended up in Hufflepuff

Everyone who was brave, and smart, and cunning, but did not consider those traits to be the most important and defining aspects of their personality ended up in Hufflepuff.

Helga Hufflepuff made a conscious decision to accept only those students who were honest and loyal and true enough to themselves to say “No. Courage and intelligence and cunning are all valuable traits, but I will not define myself by them because I believe there are things more important than that.”

We are not your fucking leftovers.

tragicballerina

HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!!!

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My best friend is my cat. - NR

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thebeardsnotes-blog

Skeletal Creatures Carved Out Of Everyday Objects

Artist - Maskull Lasserre

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his name is maskull and he carves skeletons you have no idea how happy this makes me

fourthandgoal13-deactivated2015

Clay Matthews #52 OLB, 2 tackles.

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therumpus

Still, whatever we on the outside call what Jonathan Martin has experienced—many have called it bullying, a few have called it a hate crime—it’s important to remember that, so far, Jonathan himself has not characterized his emotional experience in the NFL with so tidy a label. He stepped away from his team for his own reasons, having a lot to do with hazing but, one senses, having more to do with the NFL lifestyle in a holistic sense, and a lot of folks who can’t understand why someone would walk out on a six-figure, high-profile dream job are looking for schoolyard analogies to help them understand it.

Fantasy Football For Poets: Week Ten

(via therumpus)

theatlantic

Calling for others to endure pain in one breath, while you duck it in the next is a particularly loathsome form of cowardice. The men who call on Martin to fight Incognito in the locker-room, are also the same men who would ruthlessly cut Martin or Incognito should either be injured in any way that jeopardizes the team’s plans. Perhaps one of these braggarts actually would “go down swinging.” But “down” does not have the same meaning for a general manager as it does for a left tackle. Jeff Ireland can report to work with a broken arm. Jonathan Martin not so much. The point here is power. As demonstrated by Trotter’s column, Martin has risked his career and millions of dollars by exposing Incognito. There’s a solid argument that Martin’s actions were “brave.” It just isn’t the kind of “brave” immediately empowers the NFL. On the contrary, it’s the kind that threatens it.

Ta-Nehisi Coates, on the NFL, Richie Incognito, and power. (via theatlantic)