TRIGGERED

THE NAMES JAYDE AND IM GAY AS FUCK

[jaydeclifford]

goodbye I guess

[misssophie0-o]

[dehanginggarden-deactivated2018]

Hoards made by: lizardshuffle

[kaijuno]

i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane 

[kaijuno]

HEY i did it i went to a scruby walmart at like 10pm while dissociating and i felt like i was a cryptid in like ghost walmart or something and it was the weirdest thing i’ve ever done

[kaijuno]

careless whisper was playing on a loop. there were 3 other people. none of the checkouts were open so you had to use self checkout. i didn’t see a single worker there. multiple lights were flickering.

[zero-redeeming-qualities]

Here’s the big question though: Are you the same person who went in?

[kaijuno]

i dont i dont know

[zero-redeeming-qualities]

Well, there’s only one way to find out. Go back again, and see if you meet yourself in the bathroom mirror.

[kaijuno]

self care is fighting your good doppelganger in a walmart bathroom at midnight

[tastefullyoffensive]

Shibe trying to calm down his rowdy pupper.

[newyorkcitymemes]

[jaydeclifford]

you know I used to think I tried to be stupid in just certain situations but im starting to think I'm just stupid in general 24/7 but ITS FINE

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[fierceawakening]

Most of the time, said is fine.

But this is the funniest shit ever.

[soiknowwhentoduck]

Useful, and also hilarious

[dario58030]

Could help with AP English and college essays where you can’t use “said”.

[redchristi-deactivated20150902]

[mycruxba-deactivated20160606]

Please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me plea

[cybergata]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

goat cat

[gluten-free-pussy]

A coat

[pardonmewhileipanic]

A gat

[tastefullyoffensive]

Daisy is not impressed. (via 1158pm)

[sprixs-deactivated20211203]

[jaydeclifford]

IM OBSESSED WITH BUCKY JUST LIKE STEVE IS

ok but like fuck mario who gives a fuck about him

whEN JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES TURNED 100 TODAY WOOOOOO EVERYONE CELEBRATE FUCK YEAH

[mackievanstan]

#who needs context

[shaelinewoodley]

Sebastian Stan + The Winter Soldier interviews: a summary

[bucki-barnes-moved]

happy 100th birthday, bucky barnes.

[dioynsus]

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at