A Whole Bitch

Your alt girlfriend

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have you ever sorted shapes and colors with your life on the line

[transexualpirate]

inside of me there are two wolves. one hates the usa's effect on my country and others and vehemently objects against anything that sends the message of "america = great". the other one loves steve rogers bucky barnes and sam wilson an unhealthy and entirely unreasonable amount

[transexualpirate]

wolf 1: i cant believe you have a shirt with captain americas shield. is that the message you want to send your peers? that youre yet another usa fanboy? why dont you buy a maga hat while you're at it

wolf 2: WHOOHOOO MY SHIRT LOOKS LIKE A VIBRANIUM SHIELD

[valtsv]

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

[valtsv]

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

[valtsv]

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

[valtsv]

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

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Voting ended onJun 3

[valtsv]

it really is unfortunate that loving someone enough doesn't give you the ability to pass not entirely painlessly but with complete trust and encouragement through the boundaries preventing you from reaching into each other's chests and wrapping your hand around the slippery-warm muscle of their beating heart. then again we would probably all be having less sex if this was an option so.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[gaycunt420]

one thing about me is that i will go on your blog and look around

[bebsi-cola]

health isn't a virtue.

[bebsi-cola]

people still go around acting like they've done something good in order to be able bodied and healthy. that they worked for it, that it's due to their moral fibre or good upbringing or self control. they genuinely, on some level, believe that they are a good person solely based on the strength of their physical abilities. they will resist the fact that it is largely down to chance that they were able to maintain such health. whatever they think they've built from scratch, the building blocks were already handed to them. not because they're more worthy of it, just by luck. and they really think they're worth more based on that sheer luck. i've met disabled people worth a hundred of the healthiest ableds alive.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Trans people deserve to grow old.

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[xeppeli]

[posting-disliker]

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[xeppeli]

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[socialistfremenist]

[genderkoolaid]

if i never hear another person talk about the prefrontal cortex it will be too soon

[genderkoolaid]

its incredible how for centuries we have been able to talk about the follies of youth and how people may make decisions when they are young that are informed by inexperience (in the subject matter, in relationships, in communication, in navigating emotions, etc.) and that needs to be taken into account. without making it a whole thing about how if you are under 25 you are basically brain damaged.

and its crazy how many people will be like yeah the rise of fascism is so scary, so many people are at risk of losing their autonomy, the government really wants to expand its control over us and how we act and think, we're probably gonna see a rise in eugenics..... btw did you know that teens and young adults are basically biologically incapable of critical thinking. i love being immune to propaganda :)

[uncannycandy]

we need more unapologetically evil, fun, and unhinged black characters in media

[creatingblackcharacters]

And we need to have them without 1) being unironic stereotypes and/or 2) me having to defend my entire race every time they show up and act like, you know, a character