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[jayjanix]

Alittle Halloween spirit to add to your timeline 😊

[jayjanix]

Hi all!!!! Started my own babysitting business (not really business but you get me)😋 if any of my fellow followers live in or near Long Island and know of anyone that's looking for a babysitter please refer them to my website!!! Also if you don't live close would love to hear what you think of it... It's my first time making a website and took about 12 hours 🙈 www.longislandbabysitter.weebly.com

[jayjanix]

Netflix nerd help !!!!

I've spent alllll my free time binge watching breaking bad and then my boyfriend got me into lost and now I'm having such terrible post Netflix depression 😔 what's another good series I can get into?!

[bang]

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

[meladoodle]

everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds ago. 5 to 6 nanoseconds in the past. i’ve changed since then. im cuter now. trust me. 

[uoa]

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

[jayjanix]

It's been awhile 😋

[jayjanix]

How did I loose all of the weight? I’m the type of person that can’t live off of just healthy foods, because I love food:p and every time I would start a diet I would practically starve myself by eating just vegetables, and then stick to it for about two weeks at most and then give up. But then…

[jayjanix]

Good morning texts> 😊

[jayjanix]

Do you know what I find so strange? Looking at a 5 year old and thinking to yourself "damn. One day she's going to be a grandmother". Do you know what else I find strange? looking at your grandmother and thinking "damn. She was once a 5 year old.". Do you know what I find strange? Life.

[jayjanix]

The saying "there's no such thing as perfect" is not true at all. However it is true that my idea of perfect is different from yours. Which also brings me to true love. When someone really is in love, they look past all the flaws and just see perfection. While you may look at somebody and think of what's wrong with them, there could be someone out there who thinks they are the most perfect human being. Everyone is different, and if everyone was the same imagine how boring and pointless life would be.

[jayjanix]

My goal in life is to give my future kids everything from the moon and back. Everything that I never had. Not materialistic things. But a nice family, a nice relationship with them. I want to be in a loving marriage and welcome them into a happy family. I want to make sure that the man I marry is also the man I WANT to be the father of my kids. Growing up with divorced parents was hard. And I don't want my kids to go threw that

[justintimerblake]

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

[minivampire]

I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.

(via massiv3)

[sesamestreet]

[chappellandtheroans]

Cut the shit, Ernie.

[jayjanix]

slightly in love with your blog

Thank you:)

[jayjanix]

I don't like when people get aggravated if someone talks about something to much. Like if someone posts about their relationship and how happy they are... Why do you have to make a rude comment that it's "annoying". You have no idea what everyone's back story is and what they've been through, So if someone's happy, you better fucking let them be happy. And if you don't like it they invented an unfollow button for a reason. But there's no need to be rude to someone who is happy.