JAYLOS

-I never thought I'd be so emotionally attached to two characters from a Disney Channel Movie- Run by two idiot's that fell way too far into the Descendants trashcan

[jaylos-trash]

also though why did no one tell the actress who plays Audrey not to stare directly into the camera during her song

[jaylos-trash]

Just realized that at the beginning of Descendants 3 (pre-villain transformation) Audrey has colored hair & is wearing a largely leather outfit, aka classic descendants villain attired

we love foreshadowing

idk if the rest of the world already took note of this

[jaylos-trash]

The best part of the descendants trilogy is how little chemistry Mal has with Ben and how much chemistry she has with literally anyone else

[chiliconsharls]

Descendants 2 + #there’s no heterosexual explanation for this

[cowboypancakes]

Here’s the tea, evie and mal were each other’s first kiss. They never really felt anything more than friendship though, but since they had kisses and probably done a little more, they were comfortable being super affectionate with each other. Uma had had a crush on mal and mal thought she was pretty cute and they had a kinda sorta relationship but Maleficent would NEVER let mal have a relationship, saying love would make her weak. So in some pillow talk Uma let the word ‘love’ slip and mal just blew her off called her shrimpy and told her they would never be anything more than sneaky hook ups. The breakup was messy and they were both hurt but Mal was whisked off to Auradon just a few months later.

Harry was a flirt with anyone under 30 years old on the island, and that included our resident cinnamon roll, Carlos. So he’d flirt, Carlos would roll his eyes but blush and smile and they end up kissing at some VK party. When Carlos found him the next day to talk about it, Harry blew him off as mal did uma. Carlos cried to Evie and evie told Jay later (after he pestered her for nearly an HOUR about what was wrong with Carlos) and jay never forgave him. Hence Carlos’s panicked face when he saw Harry and the reason Jay fought Harry so damn hard on that ship.

Anyway I’m lame and like to headcanon back stories

[gayscendants3]

I’m here for this

[drop-dead-on-pretty-girl-avenue]

*me watching carlos do anything ever*

[fatherlessamber]

descendants writers throwing a dart at a wall: 

er..lets have a talking dog…and a 3d printer…and what else is hip with the kids?? queer coded characters being given an obligatory heterosexual romance. 

[gravecowboy]

I GOT THE BOOK VERSION OF THE MOVIE AND WHEN HARRY AND GIL KISS I SCREAMED. LIKE I KNOW ITS JUST ONE SENTENCE BUT LIKE ITS STILL PRETTY BIG AND IMPORTANT. AND I MADE MY AUNT WATCH DESCENDANTS 2 AND WHEN HARRY CAME ON SHE WAS LIKE “Damn that boy is so gay”

[dcomgifs]

[melodramatic-butterfly]

Evie and Mal are JUST LIKE Glinda and Elphaba from Wicked

[palbuddypoe-deactivated20180622]

kenny ortega’s doing everything he can to make this resonate with the gay kids despite this garbage hetero script and i appreciate that

[carlosdevls]

let me tell you something that you can trust, everyone has a wicked side

[jaylos-trash]

ben: *gets kidnapped*

ben: my kidnapper isn't bad you guys...v redeemable...what a good person

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still confused as to how Disney made the gayest movie they possibly could while simultaneously forcing their softest and gayest boy into a random relationship with a girl he’s never interacted with

[jaylos-trash]

Mal and Uma were actually just bitter ex-girlfriends sorry I don’t make the rules

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the funniest parts of these movies are when Ben gets ‘angry’ and goes into ‘beast mode’ because like. This is literally the most non-threatening boy I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Nothing about the outbursts is remotely believable lmao

[jaylos-trash]

Descendants 2 songs ranked

7. Kiss The Girl: It wasn’t even in the movie??? Where was it??? I am confusion??

6. It’s Goin Down: Y’all really made Dove Cameron rap. Ok, I guess we’re doing this

5. Ways to be Wicked: Would have been higher if it actually made sense within the story. The dream sequence thing was cheap. Overall really hype song.

4. You and Me: Too slow to end a DCOM. Should have been more hype. But it still vibes.

3. Chillin’ Like a Villain: Can descendants 3 please just be Ben, Evie, Jay, and Carlos? Please? I love this group. Also, Sofia owns this song.

2. Whats My Name: Uma was an underused Villain, but this song goes so hard. A certified bop. 11/10

1. Space Between: Holy Shit they're in love