Guess you could say I'm shocking, huh? ⚡

bf to @nyagirlboss 🥰🌹💙

[jaymalewife]

If anybody does ninjago prints/patches/pins please drop your shop info in the replies!! Etsy's search is all kids party invites and bootlegs, I really want merch by small artists (specifically Jay/Jaya/Pixal stuff)

[silvercarinae]

has this been done before

[itsaboutbee]

[destinysbounty]

This parallel occurred to me right as I was going to bed and it has haunted me all night.

[jaymalewife]

HUUUUUUUUIH?????

[nyagirboss]

[juniperjellyfish]

They’re married

[jaymalewife]

"Wu is such a pick me bitch,"

- @nyagirboss

[nyagirboss]

You, should, uh, draw Jay and Nya sloppy smooching because they're two in love dorks.

Also, tell me ur favourite Ninjago thing. Fact, theory, just general idea. Rant.

neither of them know how bad they are at making out bc theyve literally never done it before eachother.

also, my publically least favorite season is hands of time. It makes me mad because i fully believe its only so bad bc the main team had to focus on the movie's production at the time, and as a result almost every subsequent episode except the first and last are written by completely different people. Watching the season it feels exactly like it wasn't fully formed and everyone who wrote for it wanted to do something else and they had to struggle to bring it all together in the end. what makes me most mad is how much potential it had. it had so much going for it at the start!!! and how desperately kai needed a focused season and didn't get one he deserved. (and of course how nya basically got shafted despite being advertised as a focus)

[jaymalewife]

Can't wait to think I'm fine and then write 6k words of jay/benthomaar pseudo "rebound" half trauma dumping emotional codependency at like 2am tonight

[jaymalewife]

💀 3 hours later and I'm 2k in bro this is turning into Something i will have to post standalone because its getting adult

[jaymalewife]

And ninbingo card for crystalized! I've heard nothing but bad things and that is has MASSIVE ramifications on the lore universe of ninjago- so... maybe we'll have a bingo again.

[jaymalewife]

Ninbingo update: as of end of seabound, we are bingo-less. Sad but ultimately good that they're subverting expectations

[Boxes checked by the island: Old season reference, jay pose/jaydhd, that's a lego set, racism, annoying background character (Clutch + Explorer's club leader)]

[Boxes checked by seabound: loss of elementar powers, the bounty comes back/is destroyed, animation error, cole lazy/food joke, wu is a sensei, nya snaps, garma-mention, the first plan doesn't work, cute couple moment, one of the ninjas get shafted (lloyd), samurai x is relevant]

[jaymalewife]

Can't wait to think I'm fine and then write 6k words of jay/benthomaar pseudo "rebound" half trauma dumping emotional codependency at like 2am tonight

[somelegobird]

I know he's a raging racist and he tried to commit a genocide on the Surface Dwellers, but his face makes me giggle

[seaghosst]

has anyone else made this connection yet

[nyagirboss]

me and @jaymalewife's updated ninjago season tierlist. only real shakeup is possession went down 1 peg, still very good! but seabound kind of just trumps it in almost every way as the "nya season". Honestly prime empire and seabound are equally peak to me, just different vibes and going into them i want different experiences.

[nyagirboss]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

[jaymalewife]