Inventor of Johagnus

please god someone make more Johann/Magnus

[sosuperawesome]

Potion Dice Set // Costurero Real

[vnberry]

Taako adventurezone in 2025……………..

[stars-n-kites]

youre really gonna have to bear with me on this one. but if the adventure zone balance was like a serialized tv show that ran for like 11 seasons and so had plenty of time to fuck around and do weird side plots and one off character study episodes i think there would be b plot to some episode or another where kravitz gets assigned to reap a ghost orchestra thats causing phantom of the opera style chaos at an old theater but realizes theyre only haunting the place because they want to play music again but dont have a conductor so he conducts a final performance for them and they are at peace having resolved their unfinished business and he gets to finally be a conductor . i just think that would be cool .

[iqopp]

hunger + burnt

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a sequence of line drawings of John against a bright red background. He has coiffed hair and is wearing a dress shirt and black tie, and looks increasingly distressed as black smoke curls out of his mouth. He grabs his neck, then covers his mouth, before his entire head explodes upward in a jagged black torrent that is quickly filled with glowing red eyes.]

[lokh1]

guess who just finished their taz balance relisten

[ghostslazy]

We’re in the line of the hurricane here in Florida which means two uninterrupted days to think about Duck Newton

Enjoy a lil duck dump while I nail down my design

I love a good human disaster ™️

[spappo]

[dnd-zone]

players first campaign: I wanna seduce the bartender

player's fifth campaign: i order an appy juice

[dnd-zone]

I need to be clear here: I am the player. I did this. My first character was an orc named thogg and I fucked the first bartender I saw

My most recent character is a go lin named kebab. The first thing I did was order apple juice

[toumeyart]

this is so late but i loved this speech 

[dramatic-audio]

[ID: animated fanart of Duck Newton, done in a pixelated style to look like a video game. Duck is a broad, light-skinned man with brown hair and a brown beard. He’s holding Beacon, a curled silver sword in one hand, and a longsword in the other. He’s standing on a white platform with the forest in the background below him. He looks furious. Instructional text at the top says, “Use your sword to stab and hurt it!” The letters of the instruction bob up and down. A dialogue box below Duck scrolls through several lines of speech. It says, “Hey. Hey stupid. It’s me, Duck Newton. Local beefcake.” End ID] 

[susiephone]

hey taz fans, which grand relic would you be tempted by because i think we all have one whose pitch probably would've worked on us

the phoenix fire gauntlet 🔥✋️(summon magic fire at will)

the occulus 🧐✨️ (make any illusion real)

the gaia sash 🌻🌩 (total control over nature)

the philosopher's stone 🪨💎 (change any material into any other material)

the temporal chalice 🕑⌛️ (total control over the flow of time)

the animus bell 💀🔔 (become immortal by taking over other people's bodies)

the bulwark staff 🔰🌎 (create impenetrable shields)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[r00ib0s]

Here’s a Crystal Kingdom comic I’ve been playing with for the past week! The gang meets the murder salt lamp Crystal Golem scene. (Open in new tab/wheel click for full view, these suckers are huge af)

[r00ib0s]

My Taz fancomic? also horny! stupid stinky elves, too filthy for tumglur!

[halpdevon]

i cant believe lup left her lich hubby at home and opted to take her brother and those other two baboons on a casino heist

[anistarrose]

Image description: warm-toned digital art of Barry Bluejeans and Lup from The Adventure Zone. Barry’s a fat human with tan skin, short dark hair and facial hair, and glasses, wearing a red suit and black bow tie. Lup’s a skinny elf with brown skin and short, wavy blond hair that’s slicked back elegantly, and she’s wearing red eyeshadow, a black dress, and a sparkling white necklace and rings.

She sits on a table next to Barry with her legs crossed, looking towards the viewer out of the corner of her eye with a smug expression, as she cradles the back of Barry’s head in one hand and kisses his cheek. He’s blushing slightly, smiling back at her. The casino lobby is visible in the background. End description.

[emiko-matsui]

you've all been blinded by duck and the firbolg's lying skills that you think taako was a good liar and it's astonishing. he's at max a below average liar. he's a shitty shitty liar but he had confidence and charisma. this is the man that broke down on a train and introduced himself by at least four separate names. this is the man that explained away the sound of stolen gold in his bag by saying he was collecting bottle caps for unicef. this is the man that when asked who he was by a goon invented an entire backstory between him and said goon and when the goon told him "uh that never happened and I don't know you" he just killed him. the greatest lie taako pulled off was that he was a good liar

[sosuperawesome]

Dice Set Soap // Trinkets In Things

[inability-deactivated20240128]

btw don't go to 5e.tools for free access to basically every official DND 5e resource including books, spells, races, stat generators and homebrew guides, because that's illegal and such a widespread and creative game should not be open access for everyone because that would be bad. just letting you know not to go to that website and do that

[shaydystheshadowqueen]

I'M SORRY MA'AM! I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET

pretend to be upset

[transfrogrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[jessamakesart]

When you were away on missions, she worried. When you came home, she rejoiced. She tried her hardest not to show it, not to give herself away. With each meal, each Candlenights gift exchanged, the nights spent walking the Bureau’s campus, the trips to the spa— she fought back a smile that you came to treasure during your one hundred year journey. A radiant smile, full of joy and relief.

It’s the same smile you just saw, moments ago, when Magnus burst into the dome, alive again, a mannequin no longer. Her friends were here again. In her hour of greatest need. But that smile is gone now. The Hunger’s here, again. You’ve escaped it a hundred times, but no more. This is it.

This is it!

[taz-ids]

[ID: Digital drawing of Lucretia, who is a dark-skinned woman with short white hair. She is wearing a long gown; the bodice is purple and lined with silver, and her skirts are dark grey and purple. She has silver shoulder pauldrons, which have long, flowing fabric coming out of the ends like a cloak or billowing sleeves. She also has pendant earrings. Lucretia is standing in a room with tall windows. She faces the viewer, holds her white oak staff with both hands, and grins, looking upwards. An orb at the top of her staff glows yellow. Lucretia’s lit from the right with pale blue light. /ID]