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catchymemes

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

baconandvibrators

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

totalinsanity4

Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable

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Awwww

arrghigiveup

Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.

Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352

Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056

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augustdementhe

They. Went. INNNNN.

flower-swift

don’t forget on pride month

fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2

I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this

audio-video-transcripts

[The audio and video are slightly out of sink, as if the person in the video is lip-syncing.]

[A very nasally, slightly shaky, high pitched voice, with the most annoying demeanor you could imagine]: Jii-san.

[clicking noise made with the mouth, followed by a short breath]

If you had told me a year and a half ago, today, that the guy taking my order at Outback Steakhouse would one day be my husband… [She giggles as she says:] I would have never believed you!

Look at us. We’ve made it. We’ve gone through ups and downs, highs, and lows. And we’re here. Today. In front of our friends and family… and God. Getting married.

[A sharp exhale through the nose as if slightly laughing.]

I vow to not get mad at you every time you keep the toilet seat up [she says this next part very loudly:] and that’s a LOT.

And I promise to always love you, no matter what. [Her voice is shaky as if she’s laughing at this next part:] Even when it’s the Super Bowl, and the Eagles lose.

[Another clicking sound is made with the mouth, and the speaker inhales sharply, as if trying to get the audience to laugh with her.]

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i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

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HSHDJDJ

azkabqn

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

jaymonstarr

I’m squealing

gaynotsoporn

shrekyourself

beckyblackbooks-deactivated2020

Mortal enemies.

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thrussy

highkeygay

THIS IS THE WORST THING

male-affectionn

omg i’m laughing so hard

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look at this stock photo

lunaeregia

there is so much energy in this image

broannalmao

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

regina--george

Helen has had enough of his bullshit.

sesh

oomshi

mediokurrr-deactivated20200405

CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING

jawncharles

My new favorite thing to do is tell guys who have no profile photo how hot they are. Usually they’re just confused by my compliment but sometimes they get paranoid that they accidentally uploaded a profile picture.