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Jay: Are you working today?

Jay: Ella and I could use some company.

text:Greta & Jay

Greta: No one is Amber Heard cute, let's be realistic here.

Greta: A mickie? Is that booze?

Greta: No I know who it is! What do you take me for? It's complicated in that our relationship isn't exactly ethical. No asses will be kicked thank you very much! Put your gun away.

Greta: You think? I'm not sure. I mean can I love anything more than my job?

Jay: Gal Gadot. I win.

Jay: it's halfway between a mug and a jug of booze yeah

Jay: WELL WHY WOULD YOU BE SO MYSTERIOUS THEN. unless he's married. is he married? or just weird?

Jay: yeah, i know you will. but i imagine you'll love your baby so much more than your job fairly quickly

#texts #text: greta

text:Greta & Jay

Greta: Oh don't be daft, you are plenty cute!

Greta: If that's your best British it needs work mate.

Greta: I found out the other day. Uhm the dad is kind of complicated. Well I'm going to have a baby! It is pretty exciting. I mean I'm terrified but excited.

Jay: just not amber heard cute. hmph.

Jay: i'd tell you to get a mickie and relax but i guess you can't now can you 😂

Jay: kind of complicated? like you don't know who it is? or complicated as in he doesn't want the kid? cause just tell me his name and i'll kick his ass. or just... threaten him sternly while i play with my gun.

Jay: you're gonna be a great mum.

#texts #text: greta

lana-zhu‌:

“Right. I should have figured that he’d fill you in on everything almost as soon as it happened,” Lana sighed. She was glad that he had Jay at least. If anyone could get to him right now, it would be Jay. “Strictly as a guy. This has to be completely off the record.”

“No... no, that’s not true.” He winces visibly at that because it is indeed true. “I’m sorry. If it helps, I told him he was a moron. Sometimes he makes these snap decisions and he’s too damned proud to admit when he’s wrong. But he loved you. If that helps.” He offers Lana a lame bump of his shoulder as consolation, any trace of a smile vanishing from his face. “Oh, fantastic. It’s gonna be one of those talks.” Jay sinks to sit down beside her with visible effort. “... what’d he do this time?”

#lana zhu

text:Greta & Jay

Greta: I love a good session of eye candy. Maybe I'll swap the papers for a bowl of ice cream.

Greta: Really? I knew we had some good looking people in this town but not that good looking.

Greta: I'm sorry! I forget that you're Canadian!

Greta: Though really being Canadian you should understand more British, you did come from us.

Greta: Pregnant. It means pregnant.

Jay: Ouch...

Jay: And here I thought I was pretty cute too.

Jay: Not Jason Momoa cute but cute enough.

Jay: Oh right, I also forgot! In the 152 years since we left the British rule, us farm folks made sure to get fresh milk for our spots of tea.

Jay: WHAT

Jay: HOW

Jay: NO WAIT I KNOW HOW BUT

Jay: when did you find out? whose the dad? do you know what you're gonna do? THIS IS SO EXCITING

#texts #text: greta #he's literally like a little golden lab puppy

text:Greta & Jay

Greta: I did get it. I'm planning to watch it this weekend while I grade papers.

Greta: Well I've been invited to speak at a conference in Chicago next month.

Greta: Oh and I'm totally up the duff.

Jay: Good luck getting any of the papers done... between Jason Momoa and Amber Heard, there’s too much eye candy.

Jay: Although Amber does kind of look a lot like one of the blondes in town...

Jay: How many times do we have to go over this?

Jay: I DONT SPEAK BRITISH

Jay: the fuck does that mean? Up the duff?

#texts #text: greta

text:Greta & Jay

Greta: Hey.

Greta: So I got some news the other day.

Jay: Oh! Let me guess...

Jay: Did you get the Aquaman DVD I ordered you?

Jay: no, wait... that wouldn't be news. What is it?

#:D #texts #text: greta #can you guess what movie i'm watching again lololol #me thinks she should be friends with my less stupid far less angry still stubborn and oblivious boy

lana-zhu‌:

“I need advice. There’s someone I care about, but we’re not on speaking terms, and they’re…they’re in more trouble than I knew when we stopped speaking. I don’t think they’d accept my help but they obviously need it. What do I do?”

“If we’re talking about the same person, can we skip the hypothetical’s? Jason’s my best friend, you know I’d do anything for him.” Admittedly, he hadn’t been keeping tabs with his best friend as much as he should. Ever since the shooting almost two months ago, Jay had pulled away from most of the people in his life. Including, apparently, his idiot best friend breaking up with his girlfriend that Jay actually approved of. “If not... are you asking me as a cop, or as a guy?”

#lana zhu #queue

Text|| Jason & Jay

Jason: I'm getting fucked up tonight, are you in?

Jay: Jesus christ... what did you do this time?

Jay: whose watching pip?

#texts #text: jason #queue

catalinaabbott‌:

“I’m still very much surprised with myself and the fact that I haven’t slipped on ice yet. Better knock on wood, no?”

“Oh no - you jinxed it! What happens if you slip while you’re wearing high heels or something? Do you even wear heels?” He’s frantically looking for a wooden surface now.

#yeeees em!!#catalina abbott #queue

esme-melendez‌:

“Oh my god, wait turn around. No one should see me scarfing down birthday cake like this.”

“Wh- no I’m not gonna turn around! I will go get you some more milk though.”

#i forgot jay's birthday too LOLOL #his was last week and he probably just forgot #esme melendez

harpertucker‌:

“I’m really not that drunk, I had just a couple of drinks. I’m fine see?” Harper tried to show as she walked in a straight line only to stumble slighty. “Sorry hun.”

“Nah, you’re not fine.” He chuckled, fighting hard to keep the amusement off of his face while she attempted to walk. “It’s a good thing I’m on an alcohol purge right now, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to remember you walking like a baby deer.”

#harper tucker

matteo-fiore‌:

“You can use me as a distraction but I don’t know why you don’t just tell them to fuck off.”

“Let’s just say that I recently had a fairly traumatic experience... and she loves to play nurse.” Jay mumbled, desperately trying to fold himself up and hide behind Matteo to avoid sticking out like a sore thumb. “Shit - it’s no use! I’m two feet taller than everyone in here!”

#matteo fiore #jay's ignoring the open shirt and going for a bar setting or something #mira's whining xD

chlo-miller‌:

“What kind of karaoke bar doesn’t have Jimmy Buffett?” she pouted. “Well now what should I sing?”

“Uh... one that caters to music popular after 1973?” He chuckles, sliding his phone with the google search for ‘who the hell is jimmy buffett’ back into his pocket. “I don’t know... someone with similar music to Jimmy?”

#chloe miller #queue

zaynatate‌:

“Not to brag but I just finished the newest game I’m designing with time to spare. That means more free time for me! Now I just need to find something to do and I’ve made too many decisions lately to make another so I’m at a complete loss.”

“Do I get to test this one if I pinkie promise not to post about it or anything?” He flashes her what he hopes is his puppy face. “If not, I’ve literally got a book of things to try in your free time! Having a cousin that’s a blogger has it’s perks, you always get copies of her books.”