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account for rp memes and starters n such. suggestions encouraged !!

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                 i’ll come BACK FOR YOU . . .

                                                                         like i always do.

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                        did you forget 

                                                               me ?

                               A G A I N ?

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                                  if i could have it back                                                                           all the time that we wasted . . .                     i'd only waste it   A G A I N.

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★ TEXT.

some messages i’ve received / sent in random order

[ sms ] did you forget? again?

[ sms ] illegal. stop

[ sms ] I SPOILED MYSELF SO I’M SPOILING IT FOR YOU

[ sms ] i want to protect them 

[ sms ] ah. thanks. now die

[ sms ] thank god because i am lazy

[ sms ] the fuck is that

[ sms ] you’re gonna kill me

[ sms ] IS IT SOMEONE I AM AWARE OF EXISTING

[ sms ] who the FUCK

[ sms ] for all i fucking know you’re gonna hang the poor man by his toes

[ sms ] are you going to hurt him.

[ sms ] ... okay power move i guess

[ sms ] i love the eyeball

[ sms ] pop a cap in the ass

[ sms ] no better gift than your friendship, nerd

[ sms ] lol i’m actually crying harder now

[ sms ] i want to spend it with my best friend 

[ sms ] i just worry

[ sms ] they need a positive influence in their life

[ sms ] i don’t KNOW HOW THE FUCK I’VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE

[ sms ] i’m shaking 

[ sms ] no. NO

[ sms ] I WANT OUT

[ sms ] get roast beef’d

[ sms ] I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS...

[ sms ] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ sms ] SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT PEEN I’M FUCKING SEEING THIS

[ sms ] I CAN ONLY FIND PAIN

[ sms ] you’re going down with me.

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aaaa thank you all for liking my first rp prompt thing, i didn’t expect this much of a response !! i’ll try to get some more done soon

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★  SENSE.

kinda creepy / weird dialogue i’ve caught wind of in town, vaguely in order of sense

“Look me in the eyes and say that again.”

“Stop looking at me with your eyes!”

“Look down, they can see the fear in your eyes.”

“Stop looking at me like that, you’re freaking me out.”

“If I can’t see it then it’s not there.”

“I swear I saw something.”

“I saw it! In the woods!”

“You shouldn’t look that way.”

“I think I heard something.”

“Woah, did you just hear that?”

“I heard it. We all heard it, right?”

“I heard it, like it was speaking in the back of my mind.”

“It said my name.”

“I want to hear it again, but I’m scared.”

“Will you listen with me?”

“It was too loud. So I made it stop.”

“Be quiet, they’ll hear you.”

“This tastes like battery acid.”

“How do you know what that tastes like?”

“That’s antifreeze. It tastes like soda.”

“Please tell me you did not eat/drink that.”

“You ate a bug?”

“Sorry, it tasted good.”

“If it’s any consolation, I think it was poisoned, anyway.”

“It tastes how it smells.”

“I think there’s a gas leak.”

“I know it’s bad, but it smells good.”

“Everyone’s got a distinctive smell.”

“I think my sense of smell is gone.”

“You can smell that?”

“I can’t feel my fingers.” 

“I woke up, and my arm flopped over like a ragdoll.”

“Stop, that hurts!”

“Did you feel that?”

“I feel like my brain is melting out of my skull.”

“I think I’m bleeding... oh shit.”

“How hard did you hit your head?”

“I feel like a statue.”

“I just feel ... cold.”